Aaaah, Wisconsin. The shitty weather, the (mostly) horrid people, the stink of fried cheese wherever you go.
I've been caught by a whim to move to LA with my sister (an amazing stop-motion animator) and audition for Pirates 3. I assume they're going to make it if they haven't already. And no, I don't mean Pirates of the Carribean. No Disney schlock for me. For those of you who don't know (if there are any on this site
), Pirates was the highest budget porno movie ever made. That is until Pirates 2 was made. CGI sea monsters, elaborate sets and costumes, crazy pyrotechnics, and the most famous xxx stars. I quite enjoyed it (though I am a girl and like the storylines in porno), and it was pretty hot.
Only problems I had were all the boob jobs and waxes. Not period authentic people! Also the Valley accents kinda sounded funny saying "thou" and "sire" and things like that.
Anyway, maybe I could play like the young stowaway (cuz I have no boobs and with enough makeup i could pass for 17, so say the gas station guys) who is seduced by either the dashing captain or the evil pirate or both.
I think this is a good plan. Anyone wanna come with?
I've been caught by a whim to move to LA with my sister (an amazing stop-motion animator) and audition for Pirates 3. I assume they're going to make it if they haven't already. And no, I don't mean Pirates of the Carribean. No Disney schlock for me. For those of you who don't know (if there are any on this site
), Pirates was the highest budget porno movie ever made. That is until Pirates 2 was made. CGI sea monsters, elaborate sets and costumes, crazy pyrotechnics, and the most famous xxx stars. I quite enjoyed it (though I am a girl and like the storylines in porno), and it was pretty hot.
Only problems I had were all the boob jobs and waxes. Not period authentic people! Also the Valley accents kinda sounded funny saying "thou" and "sire" and things like that.
Anyway, maybe I could play like the young stowaway (cuz I have no boobs and with enough makeup i could pass for 17, so say the gas station guys) who is seduced by either the dashing captain or the evil pirate or both.
I think this is a good plan. Anyone wanna come with?
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oracle:
yay 
I wrote a porno book that I would love to turn into a screen play...and the lead has very small breasts.
I wrote a porno book that I would love to turn into a screen play...and the lead has very small breasts.
lucifer:
I wanna read the book!!!!!!