#Industry rule/ number four thousand and eighty/
Record company people are shaady/
So kids watch your back cause I think they smoke crack/
I dont doubt it/ look at how they act.#
if you've ever read the website holymoly.co.uk, you will know it is a very good thing maybe the lenny bruce of our time (maybe not). it's almost impossible to tell if the rumours about general showbusiness are real or not but i think the point is it doesn't matter because they're all cunts, attention grabbing cunts, who would sell their grannies, so any erroneous rumour is actually their own making and couldn't actually drag their reputation any lower.
they don't deserve the dignity of a fair press because they treat it like i treat my mother aka exploit the hell out of it whenever they deem possible and cry when they get their bottom spanked
Here's something from the website about my most hated band, the lowest common denominator in indie, pop rock by numbers, the posh boys from brighton in their "glamorous indie rocknroll" outfits.
----- Original Message -----
From: XXXX@[UK Record Label]
To: XXXX@[UK Record Label]
Sent: Thursday, November 23, 2006 6:03 PM
Subject: Re: The Kooks
That's great. I agree that this lot are really shaping up nicely. I was, I must admit, a little worried before radio got hold of Naive and the album took off. Having a third single peak at 12, with the kind of push we were giving them was disheartening to say the least. Getting them to agree its single release was a nightmare Luke [Pritchard lead singer of The Kooks] was very precious about it but I had to lay down the law with him, I told him that if they didn't have a radio hit they'd be going the way of BRMC [Black Rebel Motorcycle Club US group who parted company with Virgin records in 2004]. That shut him up.
His point that the production made it sound like Athlete before they sounded like Coldplay made me laugh. We made it pretty hot in the mastering so it sounded great on the radio. I agree international success is a priority and now with Inside being out there in the US market place, we can build their profile and maybe come second album time get a ''Chasing Cars'' out of them. I think we are going to have to miss the indie appeal in the US and go straight for the ''OC.'' In the UK the leather jackets and scruffy hair does half the work, I mean the cred of The Libertines and the all around appeal of Busted is an obvious no brainer domestic but in the US both of those bands did shit.
One plus point: internationally I reckon no one is going to give a toss about them going to stage school or whether one of them shagged Katie Melua. We had to do a little damage control after that Amstell [Simon Amstell, UK Television Personality] prick took the piss on Popworld. I mean no one gives a fuck if spotty [Weekly UK Music Publication] readers think they don''t write their own songs but it''s important we keep a bit of serious artist credibility round them. That aspirational indie vibe is pretty important when reeling the 25 - 35''s in. I gave him [Pritchard] a bit of a hand with that piece in [Monthly UK Music Publication] about Bob Dylan. Anyway nothing to get too hung up about it''s just we don''t want people damaging the magic of the group, I mean we have done very well, so far all the press have been pretty much onside. I did have a bit of trouble with [UK Newspaper] but we got a decent enough review from them to put a quote on the TV spots. Thanks for your continued support!
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i don't care if its true or not, they are
CUNTS!