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Uncle Billy was giving his nephew bobby a bath......

Bobby: Uncle Billy do you have a penis......

Uncle Billy: Why yes Bobby...Why do you ask....

Bobby: Well.......Is your penis just like mine....

Uncle Billy: hahahahaha....no Bobby.......It's not.....hahahahha

Bobby: Oh Uncle Billy...........How is yours different......

Uncle Billy: Well Bobby mine is erect...........

hahahahhahahahahahahah....go to hell fuckers...... kiss kiss love kiss kiss
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tegan:
awe, im going on warped tour on friady.
jovanka:
We'll be there on the 12th and we're there for a week. We're having a private party. I'll make sure you get an invite. biggrin
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dixiehelle:
hmm... i guess i missd your call today.
stuckinthetrunk:
Dude. You've been smoking that cigarette for a long time now! Are they expensive? If they're the same price as regular cigarettes, they've already paid for themselves!
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jovanka:
He's not doing as many as he used to because he's got so many side projects but man that boy is talented. Love his music!
jovanka:
Did you pick up the Tetsuo issue? Thought you might like it.

BTW, 668 is the neighbour of the beast, 667 would be across the street. wink
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dixiehelle:
hey stinky, my work cslled after I talked to you and my first one moved back to 11am.
Here is theLOTD trailer smile
saida:
you rule the school!! it was so great meeting you and the wifey... fucking awesome i tell ya! biggrin
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dixiehelle:
I got two little lamps for the bedroom....yay!
kiss
lil_tuffy:
thanks for coming out and knockin back some bud lites. you and the old lady are ok people.

:tuffy:
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you know what the greatest thing in the world is.....let me tell you, it is when you have to buy a new book shelf because your movie collection is taking up your space...i love it when the things you love take over your life like a cancer....I dont mean that in a pack rat or kitten lady kind of way.....

next weekend we are staying...
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jovanka:
Where you be fucknut?
sicily:
if i didn't know who dixiebelle was, i'd say she was stalking you...psycho trampoline abuser smile
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Yea tho I walk through the valley of the common man.....like I own the place.......lubi 6:66
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heckahella:
SO! when are you guys coming back to SF?

Maybe I should grab Daggers and come down to LA?!?!?!?!? eeek
jonnytrrrash7:
welcome to the neighborhood.............the belle said you don't bite.......so i humbly extend my paw in pal-ship......or whatever!! tongue

edit to insert laugh track!!

[Edited on Jan 31, 2005 5:34PM]
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for christ sakes will someone pee on me already.......... smile smile smile
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dixiehelle:
get a new journal turd.... or i will make you watch the notebook!!! tongue
daggers:
for christs sakes will someone change their journal already

kiss
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I need to run this procedure everyday to remind myself.......

global proc esKillMe(string $myLife)
{
for($days in $myLife)
{
esSelfMedicate -happiness 1 -selfLoathing 0 ;
}
}

esKillMe(me) ;
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sicily:


"...ya know just searching for the meaning of life...ya know shit like that"

haha.....twat bag!
saida:
hic- up' surreal