lu66

so this is how disgusting I can be

Morbid survey

{1} Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?

Sometimes

{2} If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?

Yummi yummi, yeah!!

{3} If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?

LSD.


{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}

{4} Shot or stabbed?

Shot in the head.

{5} Asphixiated or exsanguinated?

Asphixiated.

{6} Drowned or buried alive?

Drowned.

{7} Killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Crushed.

{8} Poisoned or overdosed?
Overdosed.

{9} Killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking

at you?

Virus, surely.

{10} Out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?

Drown someone, sounds like fun.

{11} Which is the worst way to die in your opinion?

Burning alive.

{12} Killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?

Intentionally, in a vendetta.

{13} Killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?

By a serial.

{14} Killed in a car crash or a plane crash?

Plane crash, I would like my death in the news .

{15} Killed in your home or away from home?

Away from home.

{16} Killed in your sleep or while watching TV?

In my sleep, so I wouldn't notice what hapenned.

{17} Killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?

Stalker, exciting.


{RANDOM...}

{18} What do you want done with your body when you die?

A viking funeral.

{19} You're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church

- where would you choose?

A viking funeral must be in a beach.

{20} What song/s would you want played at your funeral?

Black Metal.

{21} What outfit would you like to be buried in?

A beautiful victorian dress.

{22} Who do you want to give your eulogy?

A great friend.

{23} Any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?

Lots of fire, drink, food and dance while my body goes on to the sea and burns.

{24} Would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?

Remembered forever.

{25} Would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?

I must be alone. I'm always.