Toxicboy thought this was a good idea for me to fill out. 
Questionaire Thingy
- Straight/gay/bi? ... I like boobs.
- Single? ... Extremely but I have my eye on this one chick.
- Want to be? ... Depends on the girl and if she's worth commiting too.
- Your birth date: ... 4:20:77
- Your age: ... OLD.
- Age you act: ... 12 with a drinking badge.
- Age you wish you were: ... I use to want to be 18 again but then I couldn't drink, so whatever.
- Your height: ... 5'1
- The color of your eyes: Poopy Brown
- Happy with them? .... Nope, I hate brown unless its light or hazel.
- The color of your hair: ... Black.
- Happy with it? ... Werd.
- Left/right/ambidextrous? ... Ambidextrous
- Your living arrangement? ... Ready to relocate.
- Your family: ... lives too close.
- Have any pets? ... 1 lil Spotty.
- What's your job: ... To hate you. Actually I spread lies that the media says to tell.
- Piercings? ... Werd.
- Tattoos? ... Werd.
- Addictions? ... Coffee, Booze and SG.
- Do you speak another language? ... Not very well.
- Have a favorite quote? ... You went over my helmet!
- Do you have a webpage? ... I did til Taco Bell put theirs up.
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
- Do you live in the moment? ... I try to.
- Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? ... I am very impatient of dumb fucks.
- Do you have any secrets? ...
- Do you hate yourself? ... Sometimes, when I do lame shit.
- Do you like your handwriting? ... NO.
- Do you have any bad habits? ... Yes, I stink and I play videogames when I should be doing stuff.
- What is the compliment you get most from people? ... Ummm, you're a dork! But I prefer Dorkus Maximus.
- If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? ... GIRLS PLAY HERE.
- What's your biggest fear? ... Rejection, heights and claustrophobia.
- Can you sing? ... Does drunk karaoke count?
- Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? ... Does this mean drag?
- Are you a loner? ... Yes when I'm not around the SGLA herd.
- What are your no. 1 priorities in life? ... To be happy.
- If you were another person, would you be friends with you? ... Only if I had patience and can drink keep up with my drinking.
- Are you a daredevil? ... I live for adrenaline rushes.
- Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? ... Rejection and I hate being shy sometimes.
- Are you passive or aggressive? ... Depends on the situation. But I lean towards Aggressive especially when I flip off bad drivers.
- Have you got a journal? ... Only this one but I tend to keep a book of scribblings under my bed.
- What is your greatest strength and weakness? ... Liking a girl is my strength and weakness.
- If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? ... Less shy.
- There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one ... Love, only cause it doesn't happen for me so when I'm ready, I'll drink.
- How do you vent? ... I drown my sorrows in booze or scribble in my book from under my bed.
- Do you think you are emotionally strong? ... Werd. I don't care about anything.
- Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? ... Regrets are just things we haven't done yet. I don't regret anymore, I tend to do things when the feeling is right and if its not, then fuck it.
- Do you think life has been good so far? ... Fuck No! But I'm not dead yet. Seasons change.
- What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? ... You only live once.
- What do you like the most about your body? ... Ummm, eh, ummmm : / *shrugs*
- And least? ... Are we ever satisfied with ourselves?
- Do you think you are good looking? ... I'm not that ugly.
- Are you confident? ... Yeah, depends on the situation, usually, yeah.
- What is the fictional character you're most like? ... Don't you mean, what fictional character is like me?
- Do people know how you feel? ... No one will ever know me well enough.
- Are you perceived wrongly? ... Probably until you get to know me. But I really don't fucking care what they think.
DO YOU...
- Smoke? ... Doobage.
- Do drugs? ... I went to Amsterdam for a week, what do you think?
- Read the newspaper? ... I work at one.
- Pray? ... The voices in my head call it chanting.
- Go to church? ... When I'm ready for buildings to burn.
- Talk to strangers who IM you? ... Nah, only when I see strangers on the street, I'll talk to them.
- Sleep with stuffed animals? ...
- Take walks in the rain? ... I love to espeically holding hands with a girl.
- Talk to people even though you hate them? ... Fuck No! Well only if I pretend hate you.
- Drive? ... Too much and poorly.
- Like to drive fast? ... Yeah! But not in Jeepy, she doesn't like it. Give me a mustand and I will!!! vrrrooom.
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
- Liked your voice? ... Nope.
- Hurt yourself? ... Yep, I'm accident prone.
- Been out of the country? ... Yes! I want to leave again.
- Eaten something that made other people sick? ... I chew with my mouth open.
- Had sex? ... Yes but not enough.
- Been unfaithful? ... Never and never will!
- Been in love? ... I thought I was. : /
- Done drugs? ... Amsterdam baby, real drugs!
- Gone skinny dipping? ... NO but I want to.
- Had a medical emergency? ... Yep, accident prone.
- Had a surgery? ... Yep, minor.
- Ran away from home? ... Yep and I still do.
- Played strip poker? ... I don't know to play poker.
- Gotten beaten up? ... Fuck NO, I'll kick your ass if you try.
- Beaten someone up? ... *sigh* Too many times.
- Been picked on? ... Why do you think I beat up people?
- Been on stage? ... Yep.
- Slept outdoors? ... A few times cause I was drunk and others well camping and job stuff.
- Thought about suicide? ... Who hasn't?
- Pulled an all-nighter? ... What is sleep?
- Gone one day without food? ... Gone several.
- Talked on the phone all night? ... Yes, I kinda miss doing that too. I just have no one to talk to about meaningful things.
- Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first(moms and daddy's don't count)? ... Like next to each other and not having sex?? Yes.
- Slept all day? ... Only when I'm sick.
- Made out with a stranger? ... Damn alcohol!
- Had sex with a stranger? ... NO!
- Thought you're going crazy? ... Though?
- Kissed the same sex? ... As if!
- Been betrayed? ... I hate people.
- Broken the law? ... I'm a Loner, a Rebel.
- Have you ever killed an animal by accident? ... No!
- On purpose? ...
- Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? ... Never!
- Stolen anything? ... A pack of gum when I was 5. My brother and sister took the whole or they were gonna tell me on. : /
- Been on radio/TV? ... Nope.
- Been in a mosh-pit? ... Too many! But I was young and crazy. Damn Skins and Punks!
- Had a nervous breakdown? ... Does anxiety attacks count?
- Considered religious vocation? ... I was forced into Catholicism and had to do retreat stuff when I was a kid.
CLOTHES and other fashion
- Current shoe brand? ... Gripfast.
- Cologne/perfume? ... Angel. mmmm
- Wear hats? ... Nah.
- Judge other people by their clothing? ... I'm guilty.
- Wear make-up? ... Just the basics.
- Favorite place to shop? ... Amoeba.
- Favorite article of clothing? ... My Garfield tee that says.. " I hate this fucking place". I live in Korea at the time.
- Are you trendy? ... Very, I shop at Hot Topic.
- Would you rather wear a uniform to school? ... Yes! and go to an all girl school too.
FRIENDS
- Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? ... Not enough.
- Who is your best friend? ... Kludog.
- Who's the one person that knows most about you? ... My ex.
- What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? ... I do what I wanna do.
- Thing you're picked on most about? ... Making out.
LOVE
- Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? ... Yeah, I knew this was gonna suck.
- Do you remember your first love? ... Yep, high school.
- Still love him/her? ... Nah. She sucks now.
- Do you consider love a mistake? ... No, we just make mistakes for acting on love.
- What do you find romantic? ... Damn this crap. I like picnics.
- Turn-on? ... Intelligence, Music knowledge, Boots, Skirts, Hair, Undies, Eyes, Stimulating conversations.
- Turn-off? ... Attention Whores.
- First kiss? ... Some boy in kindergarten. I was traumatized.
- If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? ... Punching them to leave me alone.
- Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ... That makes no sense. I wouldn't waste my time if they were unattractive to me.
- Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? ... *shrugs*
- What is best about the opposite sex? ... Nothing! These questions aren't very diverse.
- What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? ... Penis.
- Do you read porn? ... I Read Boobies!
- Read the articles? ... There are articles on this site?
- Just the pics? ... Ummm Yeah!
- What's the last present someone gave you? ... Unintentionally, a smile that doesn't come too often.
- Are you in love? ... I don't do love.
- What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? ... Stare, whistle, and ask for a date.
- What do you dislike most? ... Are we still talking love?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
- You wanted to kill? ... Damn! Alot.
- That you laughed at? ... My co-workers.
- That laughed at you? ... My co-workesr.
- That turned you on? ... Ummm she knows.
- You went shopping with? ... Ummm, same girl that turned me on.
- That broke your heart? ... I have no heart.
- To disappoint you? ... My ex.
- To ask you out? ... Like on a date or to hang out. I was suppose to hang out tonight at Booboo's but I'm sick.
- To make you cry? ... I don't cry.
- To brighten up your day? ... The same girl who turned me on while shopping.
- That you thought about? ... Well you just asked me a question so of course that was the last thing I thought of.
- You talked to on the phone? ... My phone is broken but I think it was Pippi or Trilo.
- You kissed?... Geez! She knows.
- You talked to through IM/ICQ? ... Mutal8 and Toxicboy.
- You saw? ... My sister.
- You lost? ... They just runaway from me. *sigh*
- You went head over heels for? ...
- You wanted to be? ... Myself.
- You told to fuck off? ... Jade.
- You trusted? ... Jade.
- You turned down? ... Want a list?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
- Smiled? ... Right now.
- Laughed? ... Earlier.
- Cried? ... Never.
- Danced? ... Blue Monday.
- Were sarcastic? ... Always.
- Kissed someone? ...
- Talked to an ex? ... 2 weeks ago.
- Had a nightmare? ... When I wake up.
- Talked on the phone? ... Thursday.
- Listened to the radio? ... At work, Friday.
- Watched TV? ... Teen Idol, Wednesday?
- Went out? ... Thurdays, mah head!
- Were mean? ......too who/what?
- Sang? ... This morning in the shower.
- Saw a movie? ... Right now, Slingblade.
- Said "I love you"? ... I don't even remember.
- Missed someone? ... Everyday.
- Fought with a family member? ... The other day.
- Had a serious conversation? ... Too Long, I would like to though.
- Smoked weed? ... Thursday.
- Got drunk? ... Thursday.
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Questionaire Thingy
- Straight/gay/bi? ... I like boobs.
- Single? ... Extremely but I have my eye on this one chick.
- Want to be? ... Depends on the girl and if she's worth commiting too.
- Your birth date: ... 4:20:77
- Your age: ... OLD.
- Age you act: ... 12 with a drinking badge.
- Age you wish you were: ... I use to want to be 18 again but then I couldn't drink, so whatever.
- Your height: ... 5'1
- The color of your eyes: Poopy Brown
- Happy with them? .... Nope, I hate brown unless its light or hazel.
- The color of your hair: ... Black.
- Happy with it? ... Werd.
- Left/right/ambidextrous? ... Ambidextrous
- Your living arrangement? ... Ready to relocate.
- Your family: ... lives too close.
- Have any pets? ... 1 lil Spotty.
- What's your job: ... To hate you. Actually I spread lies that the media says to tell.
- Piercings? ... Werd.
- Tattoos? ... Werd.
- Addictions? ... Coffee, Booze and SG.
- Do you speak another language? ... Not very well.
- Have a favorite quote? ... You went over my helmet!
- Do you have a webpage? ... I did til Taco Bell put theirs up.
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
- Do you live in the moment? ... I try to.
- Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? ... I am very impatient of dumb fucks.
- Do you have any secrets? ...
- Do you hate yourself? ... Sometimes, when I do lame shit.
- Do you like your handwriting? ... NO.
- Do you have any bad habits? ... Yes, I stink and I play videogames when I should be doing stuff.
- What is the compliment you get most from people? ... Ummm, you're a dork! But I prefer Dorkus Maximus.
- If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? ... GIRLS PLAY HERE.
- What's your biggest fear? ... Rejection, heights and claustrophobia.
- Can you sing? ... Does drunk karaoke count?
- Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? ... Does this mean drag?
- Are you a loner? ... Yes when I'm not around the SGLA herd.
- What are your no. 1 priorities in life? ... To be happy.
- If you were another person, would you be friends with you? ... Only if I had patience and can drink keep up with my drinking.
- Are you a daredevil? ... I live for adrenaline rushes.
- Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? ... Rejection and I hate being shy sometimes.
- Are you passive or aggressive? ... Depends on the situation. But I lean towards Aggressive especially when I flip off bad drivers.
- Have you got a journal? ... Only this one but I tend to keep a book of scribblings under my bed.
- What is your greatest strength and weakness? ... Liking a girl is my strength and weakness.
- If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? ... Less shy.
- There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out of one ... Love, only cause it doesn't happen for me so when I'm ready, I'll drink.
- How do you vent? ... I drown my sorrows in booze or scribble in my book from under my bed.
- Do you think you are emotionally strong? ... Werd. I don't care about anything.
- Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? ... Regrets are just things we haven't done yet. I don't regret anymore, I tend to do things when the feeling is right and if its not, then fuck it.
- Do you think life has been good so far? ... Fuck No! But I'm not dead yet. Seasons change.
- What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? ... You only live once.
- What do you like the most about your body? ... Ummm, eh, ummmm : / *shrugs*
- And least? ... Are we ever satisfied with ourselves?
- Do you think you are good looking? ... I'm not that ugly.
- Are you confident? ... Yeah, depends on the situation, usually, yeah.
- What is the fictional character you're most like? ... Don't you mean, what fictional character is like me?
- Do people know how you feel? ... No one will ever know me well enough.
- Are you perceived wrongly? ... Probably until you get to know me. But I really don't fucking care what they think.
DO YOU...
- Smoke? ... Doobage.
- Do drugs? ... I went to Amsterdam for a week, what do you think?
- Read the newspaper? ... I work at one.
- Pray? ... The voices in my head call it chanting.
- Go to church? ... When I'm ready for buildings to burn.
- Talk to strangers who IM you? ... Nah, only when I see strangers on the street, I'll talk to them.
- Sleep with stuffed animals? ...
- Take walks in the rain? ... I love to espeically holding hands with a girl.
- Talk to people even though you hate them? ... Fuck No! Well only if I pretend hate you.
- Drive? ... Too much and poorly.
- Like to drive fast? ... Yeah! But not in Jeepy, she doesn't like it. Give me a mustand and I will!!! vrrrooom.
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
- Liked your voice? ... Nope.
- Hurt yourself? ... Yep, I'm accident prone.
- Been out of the country? ... Yes! I want to leave again.
- Eaten something that made other people sick? ... I chew with my mouth open.
- Had sex? ... Yes but not enough.
- Been unfaithful? ... Never and never will!
- Been in love? ... I thought I was. : /
- Done drugs? ... Amsterdam baby, real drugs!
- Gone skinny dipping? ... NO but I want to.
- Had a medical emergency? ... Yep, accident prone.
- Had a surgery? ... Yep, minor.
- Ran away from home? ... Yep and I still do.
- Played strip poker? ... I don't know to play poker.
- Gotten beaten up? ... Fuck NO, I'll kick your ass if you try.
- Beaten someone up? ... *sigh* Too many times.
- Been picked on? ... Why do you think I beat up people?
- Been on stage? ... Yep.
- Slept outdoors? ... A few times cause I was drunk and others well camping and job stuff.
- Thought about suicide? ... Who hasn't?
- Pulled an all-nighter? ... What is sleep?
- Gone one day without food? ... Gone several.
- Talked on the phone all night? ... Yes, I kinda miss doing that too. I just have no one to talk to about meaningful things.
- Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first(moms and daddy's don't count)? ... Like next to each other and not having sex?? Yes.
- Slept all day? ... Only when I'm sick.
- Made out with a stranger? ... Damn alcohol!
- Had sex with a stranger? ... NO!
- Thought you're going crazy? ... Though?
- Kissed the same sex? ... As if!
- Been betrayed? ... I hate people.
- Broken the law? ... I'm a Loner, a Rebel.
- Have you ever killed an animal by accident? ... No!
- On purpose? ...
- Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? ... Never!
- Stolen anything? ... A pack of gum when I was 5. My brother and sister took the whole or they were gonna tell me on. : /
- Been on radio/TV? ... Nope.
- Been in a mosh-pit? ... Too many! But I was young and crazy. Damn Skins and Punks!
- Had a nervous breakdown? ... Does anxiety attacks count?
- Considered religious vocation? ... I was forced into Catholicism and had to do retreat stuff when I was a kid.
CLOTHES and other fashion
- Current shoe brand? ... Gripfast.
- Cologne/perfume? ... Angel. mmmm
- Wear hats? ... Nah.
- Judge other people by their clothing? ... I'm guilty.
- Wear make-up? ... Just the basics.
- Favorite place to shop? ... Amoeba.
- Favorite article of clothing? ... My Garfield tee that says.. " I hate this fucking place". I live in Korea at the time.
- Are you trendy? ... Very, I shop at Hot Topic.
- Would you rather wear a uniform to school? ... Yes! and go to an all girl school too.
FRIENDS
- Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? ... Not enough.
- Who is your best friend? ... Kludog.
- Who's the one person that knows most about you? ... My ex.
- What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? ... I do what I wanna do.
- Thing you're picked on most about? ... Making out.
LOVE
- Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? ... Yeah, I knew this was gonna suck.
- Do you remember your first love? ... Yep, high school.
- Still love him/her? ... Nah. She sucks now.
- Do you consider love a mistake? ... No, we just make mistakes for acting on love.
- What do you find romantic? ... Damn this crap. I like picnics.
- Turn-on? ... Intelligence, Music knowledge, Boots, Skirts, Hair, Undies, Eyes, Stimulating conversations.
- Turn-off? ... Attention Whores.
- First kiss? ... Some boy in kindergarten. I was traumatized.
- If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? ... Punching them to leave me alone.
- Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ... That makes no sense. I wouldn't waste my time if they were unattractive to me.
- Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? ... *shrugs*
- What is best about the opposite sex? ... Nothing! These questions aren't very diverse.
- What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? ... Penis.
- Do you read porn? ... I Read Boobies!
- Read the articles? ... There are articles on this site?
- Just the pics? ... Ummm Yeah!
- What's the last present someone gave you? ... Unintentionally, a smile that doesn't come too often.
- Are you in love? ... I don't do love.
- What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? ... Stare, whistle, and ask for a date.
- What do you dislike most? ... Are we still talking love?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
- You wanted to kill? ... Damn! Alot.
- That you laughed at? ... My co-workers.
- That laughed at you? ... My co-workesr.
- That turned you on? ... Ummm she knows.
- You went shopping with? ... Ummm, same girl that turned me on.
- That broke your heart? ... I have no heart.
- To disappoint you? ... My ex.
- To ask you out? ... Like on a date or to hang out. I was suppose to hang out tonight at Booboo's but I'm sick.
- To make you cry? ... I don't cry.
- To brighten up your day? ... The same girl who turned me on while shopping.
- That you thought about? ... Well you just asked me a question so of course that was the last thing I thought of.
- You talked to on the phone? ... My phone is broken but I think it was Pippi or Trilo.
- You kissed?... Geez! She knows.
- You talked to through IM/ICQ? ... Mutal8 and Toxicboy.
- You saw? ... My sister.
- You lost? ... They just runaway from me. *sigh*
- You went head over heels for? ...
- You wanted to be? ... Myself.
- You told to fuck off? ... Jade.
- You trusted? ... Jade.
- You turned down? ...
Want a list?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
- Smiled? ... Right now.
- Laughed? ... Earlier.
- Cried? ... Never.
- Danced? ... Blue Monday.
- Were sarcastic? ... Always.
- Kissed someone? ...
- Talked to an ex? ... 2 weeks ago.
- Had a nightmare? ... When I wake up.
- Talked on the phone? ... Thursday.
- Listened to the radio? ... At work, Friday.
- Watched TV? ... Teen Idol, Wednesday?
- Went out? ... Thurdays, mah head!
- Were mean? ......too who/what?
- Sang? ... This morning in the shower.
- Saw a movie? ... Right now, Slingblade.
- Said "I love you"? ... I don't even remember.
- Missed someone? ... Everyday.
- Fought with a family member? ... The other day.
- Had a serious conversation? ... Too Long, I would like to though.
- Smoked weed? ... Thursday.
- Got drunk? ... Thursday.
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Ummm, I like the Hamburger Marys idea and Margaret Cho....we should do both! Are you going to the ball friday? I might be stuck working a shoot.........poop!