Ok, so when I was a little boy I asked my Mom to start teaching me how to cook.. She asked me why and I replied, "because no girls that I know, know how to cook". That may have been true when I was in 4th grade but as I look around nowadays, it's not just chicks that don't know how to cook.. It's everyone because we are uber lazy and just go get fast food... except for me that is.. i'd rather make a short trip to the grocery store and spend 20$ on fresh stuff that'll last me for a week or two.. anyway, I've been thinking of writing a cookbook for single guys that don't know shit about cooking and are comfortable enough w/ themselves to give cooking a shot, entitled, "how to cook her pants off".. no offense ladies.. but it's a seriously easy way to get in your graces/pants, so i've.. uhh.. heard anyway.. lol..
so i decided to show a little cheat recipe i came up w/ that turns a frozen pizza into a gormet pizza in about 15mins.. hardly any prep time and cook time is about 20-30mins..
I took pictures but our lovely website here doesn't allow html.. so i post links instead.. here goes..
Step one.
Get a red baron classic crust pizza w/ just cheese on it.. they are at every friggin grocery store in the world and they are cheap as hell..
Next, buy feta cheese, pepperoni, a purple onion, mushrooms, fresh basil leaves, and some xtra mozzeralla to add to it. you can add whatever ingredients you want on it but just make sure you have the feta cheese and basil.. and fellas make sure you know what she likes before adding the ingredients on top..
step 2
add ingredients on top.. and make it look pretty.. the better a dish looks the more the mind tends to want to enjoy it.. presentation is everything..
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step 3
since you are adding a shitload of stuff on top you can't go by the frozen directions.. pre-heat the oven to 325 while ur putting all the ingredients on top of the pizza. when the oven is pre-heated and the pizzas prepped.. throw it into the oven. i usually set the kitchen timer for about 10minute intervals... check the pizza every ten minutes until all the cheese is melted on top and everything looks blended.. then in the last 10 mins or so crank the heat up to about 425-450 and cook the pizza until the cheese is brown around the edges of the pizza.. and there you go.. sprinkle some parmesean cheese and fresh cracked pepper on top and you wont be disappointed and neither will ur chick..
she wont even know it's a frozen pizza unless you forget to get the fuckin box out of sight..
so i decided to show a little cheat recipe i came up w/ that turns a frozen pizza into a gormet pizza in about 15mins.. hardly any prep time and cook time is about 20-30mins..
I took pictures but our lovely website here doesn't allow html.. so i post links instead.. here goes..
Step one.
Get a red baron classic crust pizza w/ just cheese on it.. they are at every friggin grocery store in the world and they are cheap as hell..
Next, buy feta cheese, pepperoni, a purple onion, mushrooms, fresh basil leaves, and some xtra mozzeralla to add to it. you can add whatever ingredients you want on it but just make sure you have the feta cheese and basil.. and fellas make sure you know what she likes before adding the ingredients on top..
step 2
add ingredients on top.. and make it look pretty.. the better a dish looks the more the mind tends to want to enjoy it.. presentation is everything..
a>step 3
since you are adding a shitload of stuff on top you can't go by the frozen directions.. pre-heat the oven to 325 while ur putting all the ingredients on top of the pizza. when the oven is pre-heated and the pizzas prepped.. throw it into the oven. i usually set the kitchen timer for about 10minute intervals... check the pizza every ten minutes until all the cheese is melted on top and everything looks blended.. then in the last 10 mins or so crank the heat up to about 425-450 and cook the pizza until the cheese is brown around the edges of the pizza.. and there you go.. sprinkle some parmesean cheese and fresh cracked pepper on top and you wont be disappointed and neither will ur chick..
she wont even know it's a frozen pizza unless you forget to get the fuckin box out of sight..