Okay, I promise and pinkie swear that I will give you a real update about things in my life soon! And I'll respond to everyone's comments tomorrow. Promise.
But this is so important that it just couldn't wait....
PHOTOJOE AND I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING PUPPY!!!!
omg. omg. dude, he is the cutest puppy ever. nine weeks old. yorkshire terrier/shih tzu mix. tiny! his name is Eliot...yes, like the poet! he will blow you away with his overwhelming cuteness.
"Hi there. My name is Eliot, but from here on out, you can simply address me as the cutest goddamned puppy in the universe. On more formal occasions, I go by my full name, Sir Eliot Woofsalot, Esquire."
"Hey dudes, I'm still being cute!"
I am so ridiculously happy with him, you have no idea. I've wanted a puppy FOREVER, and now we have one! Yay! He is so happy, playful, affectionate, and, obviously, cute.
I have a job interview tomorrow morning at 9:30. I NEED TO GO TO BED.
so, in short...
+ yay for puppies
+ yay for job interviews
+ yay for a happy me!
ex oh!
But this is so important that it just couldn't wait....
PHOTOJOE AND I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING PUPPY!!!!
omg. omg. dude, he is the cutest puppy ever. nine weeks old. yorkshire terrier/shih tzu mix. tiny! his name is Eliot...yes, like the poet! he will blow you away with his overwhelming cuteness.

"Hi there. My name is Eliot, but from here on out, you can simply address me as the cutest goddamned puppy in the universe. On more formal occasions, I go by my full name, Sir Eliot Woofsalot, Esquire."

"Hey dudes, I'm still being cute!"
I am so ridiculously happy with him, you have no idea. I've wanted a puppy FOREVER, and now we have one! Yay! He is so happy, playful, affectionate, and, obviously, cute.
I have a job interview tomorrow morning at 9:30. I NEED TO GO TO BED.
so, in short...
+ yay for puppies
+ yay for job interviews
+ yay for a happy me!
ex oh!
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I'm so jealous of all you assholes getting puppies!! GRRRR!!!!!!!
My rebuttal with regard to the sheet cake lap top cover:
oui oui!
K, now i'm gonna PM you.