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Sunday Sep 05, 2010

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Lets talk about Skinny jeans and why they may be responsible for the decline of civilization, Skinny jeans are like new wave spandex. People who should be wearing them are not and those who do not know their limits stuff there plump bodies into these denim disaters and spill out of the sides like playdough being squished in your hand. I do not need to see the outline of your cock throught your jeans it's not for me, if your belly is full of cookies and cakes you should try wearing jeans that fit, ass crack is not something that needs to be seen or smelt on a warm summer day.

Further evidence that people have little to no shame I went to six flags last Sunday with my mother and sister like I do every year and it was a hot one, i saw a mid 40s or so midlife monstor trolling the grounds with a budweiser in hand fully invested in the two piece swim suit with a tattoo on her beer gut proudley showing off her state puft body. I also wonder why do people who can not fit in the rides go to amusement parks, wouldn't this just remind you of the fun you are not having?

I am starting to think that I may become A shut in due to the fact that the general public make me sick, no one cares about one another, we treat the outdoors like a public toilet at a sporting event and everyone is in a rush to go not sure where. Sometimes I believe that I belong on another planet becasue I am a godd citzen and actually think about other people
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casper:
Why thank you, Mister Bump.


And can I just add, that skinny jeans aren't necessarily the reason that people muffin-top out of their britches. It can happen with flares, dickies, slacks of all kinds.... I remember when I would sew my pants to make them skinnier in the legs, now you can find those kind every where..... perhaps I am still bitter about this....
Nov 3, 2010
adrenalynn:
it was nice meeting you as well :]
Nov 15, 2010

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