louisthescoot

well there we was coming back from a weekend in devon and i was getting hot an bothered in the car so off came the shirt.on the way home we needed to find a supermarket to get some bits we came off the motorway at swindon a nd found a tesco.so there i was in a strange supermarket wondering which aisle i needed when the security guard came up to me and said tesco policy said i had to wear my shirt i was speechless anyway with shirt on got my bits went to self service checkout and was amazed yet again i need my age verified to buy a metal SPOON so when i thought i'd use the customer toilet i changed my mind in case i got accused of brandishing a dangerous weapon and quickly let the store