louisiana

I've officially been elected Queen of the Forest. I'm leaving everything and running into the woods forever. My daughter is going to ride a giant snail through toddlerhood named Jigsaw. I will have a murder of tadpoles on call at all times. There will be a tea party at noon every day and a nap from 2-4:30. At our tea parties, the birds and tadpoles will probably wear tiny party hats. I will never wear anything but hats ever again. A baby mandrake will live in a little bundle inside of my double bell euphonium. It will be a baby forever. A walking fiddle will fall in love with me and I will make the fiddle honorary second forest ruler. I have a new degree today, so I'm going to relax.