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turns out while wisconsin can handle electing a democratic govenor, they are still fucked in the head about banning gay marriage and approving the death penalty.

oh sweet baby jesus. i just got back from a joan baez concert. it was all types of fantastic. i have never wanted to sleep with some one in the 50+ crowd more. even got the manfriend's guitar signed for him so he's pretty much my slave for at least the next six months.

me: so, i didn't say anything stupid last night, right? (while i was blackout drunk)
manfriend: yea. you did.
me: like what?
manfriend: you told me, "turns out, you would make a great bisexual."
me: sweet.
manfriend: right after we had sex.
me: wait, we had sex?
manfriend: are you serious? come on.
me: oh.
manfriend: why did you say that?
me: uhhhh.....

today my best friend who got in a wicked car accident a year ago (read: broken spine, etc.) ran for the first time today since the accident. she's been on the cross country team with me all four years so this was a big fucking deal. granted, she could only run for three minutes, but those are the best three minutes i've ever run.

know what's awkward? when someone is a class says, "well, we're all white here so..." then looks next to him and realizes there's an asian girl sitting there looking really uncomfortable. so he just says "shit" and gives up. yea, that was awkward.

i hate knowing ahead of time when you have to pull an all night-er. this means i'll probably on here more than...
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found out today that my friend from nicaragua left ten days ago to cross into the u.s. illegally. that's a long fucking trek. he's already been deported once. i hope everything goes safe with him. i also don't know what he's going to do or where he's going to go when he gets here.

school is so played out right now. to cure this i'm going to the bar tonight. and i have 8 am class tomorrow. and class all day, for that matter. there's nothing like a good long class when you smell straight up like a pub. it shows how much you care.

as i can't think of anything but school:
i gave a presentation today for...
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last night i was pissing by a construction sight, while my manfriend pissed nearby (at what he called a respectful distance). two male college students walked by:
[classyboyone]: hey, write my name for me.
[my friend]: sorry, dude, i'm already done.
[classyboyone]: no, i was talking to her.

i don't know if it was mocking or if he just has a (very poorly concealed) r.kelly...
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i'm starting to feel like a boozehound. i know it's a monday night, but i'm slightly (or more so) wasted face, it's my friend's 21st bday so i had to get drunk. at least i rode a bike to the bar like a classy lady so i could get home safe and fast. fanfuckingtastic.

thank you hockey night. the night was fucking unreal, even if my ears are ringing and i have quite the hangover from the margaritas and a forty and more beers. i feel a nap in my future.

i got so drunk last night i drank from a flask that i found lying around on the porch. my friend told me this morning that it's been...
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