so i had a stroke.

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I'm 33. I'm in moderately good health.

Monday I couldn't talk for a minute.

Nothing, no words, at some point sounds. I was trying, sweet christ how I was trying, but nothing.

Then it went away. After one minute of struggling and waiting for the blinding pain and the collapse I see on TV.

I was fine.

But I went to the...
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adenah:

Woah thats heavy, throwing loads of support your way

Sunday Jan 20, 2013

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I went to a brunch celebrating my ex-girlfriend's birthday today.
It was disheartening.
It's not like I didn't know it would be, let's call it, emotionally "tenuous."
But I went anyway, because it's not like I have a whole lot of friends.
I can't just be willy nilly we're not going to hang out anymore because you don...
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blackberry:

Un abrazo from Chile!!!!!

amor amour love

<3 <3 <3 *-*

paradigma:

smilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmile

Thursday May 24, 2012

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My girlfriend broke up with me.
She prefers if I say "We broke up"
I say her preferences went out the window about 5 days ago.
Which is harsh, and totally untrue.
She's still my best friend.
buy me a pony from amazon.
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bza:

i really hope it's 50/50! biggrin

lyxzen:

I know your blog is old, but boy oh boy can I relate these days!

Here's hoping things are easier for both of us!!

Thursday Jan 05, 2012

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The new year ain't great so far.
I'mma give it one more chance.
Satisfactory new years to you all,
bza:

thank you!
and the deer head was from some flea market and it was all brown wood, but we spray painted the head white!
looks pretty sweet, right!?

bza:

i liked the fungus picture too! thank you! smile

Wednesday May 11, 2011

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I am hypothetically going to go to law school.
It's kind of scary.
Where I used to be this fun and creative person.
I'm going to have a briefcase and shiny shoes.
Part of me hates the idea, part of me thinks its kind of cool.
I think I need a nap.
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k12573n:

Thanks, doll. wink

hazzard:

Thank you for your comment on my set in MR. xxx Hazzard

Thursday Sep 23, 2010

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came home after work,
doritos in hand.
Started watching tv in the living room, then the roommate comes home.
What can you do?
So I go into my room, clear the clothes off the bed,
and there's something damp.
I pull the covers back and there is a giant wet spot on the bed.
Spot is the wrong word.
There is a giant continent...
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clio:

haha! I need my own tarot reading app!

krito:


hi...thank you for the comment on my set muakkkk

Tuesday Feb 23, 2010

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It's 1:25 am,
I am about to finish an entire entenmann's coffee cake,
I'm watching ABC family shows on dvd and developing crushes on barely legal actresses as though their characters are real people who see the beauty of my soul.
Did I mention I'm gluten intollerant?
In the DSM VI there is a picture of me under depression.
But...
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chevvy:

Thanks for the love on my set in MR! It really helps!

tovi:

thank you =]

Sunday Jan 10, 2010

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I've been thirty for about two hours now,
here's what I've learned.
Yeah, it's the big one.
Before, there is hope, and sunshine.
Now I'm basically waiting for my AARP card, and you know, flyers from the local mortuary.
It is all downhill from here.
All that being said, I have had a pretty good year, up til now.
I...
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issue_:

thank you. smile

lucidity_:

Thanks for all the Lovenzz on my set!!!! Have another going into MR on the 20th of this month too!!!! <3

Tuesday Oct 13, 2009

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I'm thinking about buying a house.
Am I dumb or what?
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texy:

Orange Soda is yumm. What are Moon Pies?!
(Im from NZ so if it's an American thing..? Lol.)

And how exciting!

spazzing:

do it. buy one in ventura. and let me live in it fo free!

Wednesday Jul 22, 2009

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Dude,
I'm doing a star trek deep space nine marathon.
and despite all stereotypes,
I am most probably having sex tomorrow.
with a girl.
I wish I could high five myself.
I also am eating twinkies.

be jealous bitches