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seattle, wa

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Monday Jul 28, 2008

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I met a girl on the computer.
Wait it gets worse.
I kind of like her.
Yeah, at this point I'm amazed I don't live in my parents basement.
Who knows, we'll probably meet in person, she'll vomit on me and slash my tires.
That'd be something right.
A story worth telling.
I once went on a "date" with a computer woman, mind you a woman i met on the computer, not like a cyborg, and you could see in her eyes, the disappointment when I showed up.
which leads me to my next point, or first point really.
How come people look so much better in pictures than in real life.
It's not a 100% thing, but it's happening more and more often.
For my job, I have to check ID's, and the more I do, the more I think...
Jesus, forget what people say about the DMV. Compared to how you look in person, the rotund woman who seemed snippy to you, did you up like glamour shots. It's the fucking truth. I wouldn't touch you with Charlie Sheen's dick, but if I could borrow your license for a minute, I might be able to work something up.
That took it way too far.
But you get where I'm going with this.
On second thought maybe using the word "point" was a bit extreme.
Digression.
Cool, Bitches
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
atraxion:
Hey you did not?
May 11, 2009
clio:
i couldn't agree more. thank you for the sweet words
May 17, 2009

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