WARNING: Nothing but a superficial navel-gazing narcissistic rant here...
I LOST MY MUTHAFUCKIN CELL PHONE AGAIN!!!

HOW CAN I BE SO RETARDED -- THIS IS THE 2ND TIME THIS MONTH??
when i am done self-flagellating with this
I'll put the hairshirt back on
I LOST MY MUTHAFUCKIN CELL PHONE AGAIN!!!






HOW CAN I BE SO RETARDED -- THIS IS THE 2ND TIME THIS MONTH??


when i am done self-flagellating with this
I'll put the hairshirt back on


p.s. I know this is a remarkably boring and disappointing post. I just need to add that in order to get another phone thru the dang insurance plan, I have to get a notorized affidavit and wto copies of govt ID and the original receipt for the sprint team to decide whether i am worthy of a 2nd replacement phone -- nevermind that $50 a month sucked from my cash flow to pay for said insurance plan.
ok, who cares...
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(or maybe thats how you lost your last 2 phones