lostanddazed

Subject: warning labels

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to call them at 4:00 a.m.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your
ass kicked.

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WaRninG: the crumsupten of alchol may Mack you tink you kan tpye