lost_to_me

sickboypunkrckr: Boo
DJBlotter007: wussup
sickboypunkrckr: Nadda my prend. U?
DJBlotter007: sorry for slow response - watching COPS
DJBlotter007: nothing much prend
sickboypunkrckr: Cops?
sickboypunkrckr: That doesn't sound berry fun
DJBlotter007: oh my god!!! Have you seen Cops?
sickboypunkrckr: Well
sickboypunkrckr: No wears any shirts
sickboypunkrckr: Cept for the cops
sickboypunkrckr: And women and children
sickboypunkrckr: 9 outta 10 of the "suspects" r black
DJBlotter007: Cops is awesome!!! The sheer insanity alone that is
composed by our lowly crack addicts, prostitutes and petty thieves prove
to have more than enough entertainment to last a half hour
DJBlotter007: yeah but what about the crack whores?
DJBlotter007: ok ok ok ok
sickboypunkrckr: And 3 outta 5 jump a fence at some point in the show
DJBlotter007: it's hella funny
sickboypunkrckr: It is funny
sickboypunkrckr: If ure drunk and with prends
DJBlotter007: lemmie tell you about my favorite one
sickboypunkrckr: There should be a marathon
DJBlotter007: ok
sickboypunkrckr: Better yet a drinking game made outta cops
sickboypunkrckr: Fav 1?
DJBlotter007: so there's this crack head lady who flagged a cop down
saying that she gave this girl money to buy her some crack
sickboypunkrckr: K
sickboypunkrckr: Lol
DJBlotter007: so cop ask her, "Lemmie get this stright....you gave this
girl money to get you some drugs and you flagged us down because she
didn't come back with your drugs?"
DJBlotter007: "Yes officer...."
sickboypunkrckr: Lol
DJBlotter007: so the cops talk to the "alleged contact"
DJBlotter007: "Did she give you money to get her drugs?"
DJBlotter007: "DRUGS?!?!?!?! I ain't got nonna that shit!! I'm a
prostitute!!!!!"
sickboypunkrckr: Lol
sickboypunkrckr: Wtf?
DJBlotter007: Then the two got into a HUGE fight
sickboypunkrckr: 4 realz?
DJBlotter007: and wigs were flying!!!
sickboypunkrckr: Lol
sickboypunkrckr: No!

Jeremy aka "the jerk"