lorie

Last night I went over to a friends house and did some hanging out. My head held up pretty well. woo woo, and I woke up at 6am this morning. I must be well rested.

I got a sexy new pair of shoes, i'm pumped. They are gold, my first pair of gold shoes I do believe. rawr! I have no idea where i'll wear them, or what with..OOooh maybe I'll wear them to my birthday sushi party. It's always okay to wear gold on your birthday. Gold and pink.

Howard Stern is a professional pervert. How many women are going to try and get naked on that show? He has women begging to get naked for him, for free. I want to try the turbo spanker, that thing looks funny. I don't think I could get turned on in it though, it's too much of a MACHINE. I need to be touched, it's just not the same. "god honey, i'm so hot, I KNOW, lets go get the turbo spanker" You could have a sex gym, with mirrors on all walls, a sex sling, turbo spanker, all kind of bad ass equipment. Don't be jealous of the gym sex.

Just give me a hottie to play with, I don't need all that damn machinery to tear it up.

Whenever my dog drops his bone, he kinda looks at it, then looks at me, then starts barking, like it's either somehow my fault, or he wants me to put it up and put it back in his mouth for him. get over it pooch. crazy bitch.

Yesterday the neighbors told me that my dog teases their dogs. I promptly told her that I have been home all day, and whenever their dogs are barking, (which is all the time, they bark at EVERYTHING) my precious baby is on the other side of the yard, or not even paying attention. Of course, what do I see this morning as I'm spying on my little mut? HE'S TEASING THE FUCKING NEIGHBOR DOGS. Now I feel bad for being defensive about it. Perception is not always reality. Note to self: do not forget this anymore.

I still love my crush, and she still eludes me.