Things don't ever work out like I expect. I'm not sure why. Karma, i suppose. Maybe I am a terrible person and should stop all the drinking, cursing, and fornicating. I'm actually pretty drunk right now.
I'm getting a new old car tommorow. I'm kind of glad. My other car blows. The sun roof leaks, yet doesnt open, so you'll be driving after it rains and suddenly get pee-warm water poured on you from above. If that werent bad enough my radio is broken. Its not just broken, it's insane. When you turn it on it turns the volume ALL the way up and then locks up and there NOTHING you can do about it. It even turns itself on sometimes. Its creepy. I need to push the whole thing into a lake.
I found a project in ReadyMade that i MUST make. Its a chandellier made of wine glasses. Its AWESOME. I'm off to Lowe's tommorow to get stuff i need. I just hope my crappy apartment ceiling will hold up.
I'm going to go pass out about now. goodnight.
I'm getting a new old car tommorow. I'm kind of glad. My other car blows. The sun roof leaks, yet doesnt open, so you'll be driving after it rains and suddenly get pee-warm water poured on you from above. If that werent bad enough my radio is broken. Its not just broken, it's insane. When you turn it on it turns the volume ALL the way up and then locks up and there NOTHING you can do about it. It even turns itself on sometimes. Its creepy. I need to push the whole thing into a lake.
I found a project in ReadyMade that i MUST make. Its a chandellier made of wine glasses. Its AWESOME. I'm off to Lowe's tommorow to get stuff i need. I just hope my crappy apartment ceiling will hold up.
I'm going to go pass out about now. goodnight.

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cynicality360:
Happy Halloween!!!!!!
hap:
We could put a rag in the gas tank and blow it up.
