ok, so after the store closed it was my job to clean up the dressing rooms, anyways, some woman left a shirt in there and i went to put it away, but when i tried to put it on the hanger, i noticed the hole for the head was quite small, then i realized that infact what i was holding was not a shirt at all, it was size..... ELEPHANT! crotchless panties.... 
fiendclub:
Haha, sucker. 