longsetter

I got shitfaced drunk at my friend's wedding today. But I didn't feel much more than buzzed until after the wedding was over and I was on the way home. I puked out the car and it went all over the side. It was fun. I got the groom to actually start dancing. He wouldn't move!

I wasn't gonna drink at the wedding because I knew I wasn't gonna stop. But you have to drink for the toast, and I just kept going, and going, and going......... When I got home I called Trigger Tom, cause he was supposed to have a party, but no one answered, so I just passed out. It was GREAT!!!!!!

BTW, I learned that champagne really sneaks up on you. First time I've puked in months!