Maybe I should stop drinking. I actually offended a girl tonight. I mean she wouldn't even talk to me to accept my apology. I really didn't mean any of the awful things I was saying to her, they just kept coming up in conversation (okay, because my mind was in the gutter), and I'm not the kind of guy to let a one-liner slide. I thought she took it in the spirit of good fun, which is what I was intending. But I think she actually thought I was a complete asshole, not just a guy who delights in playing one in (drunken) social situations. Chances are, I'll never see her again, but still, I never like to leave personal interactions like that.

She also bit me.