Highlight of my day thus far: pulling into the gas station to get some air for my tires, and finding an Asian lady holding the air hose and throwing a perplexed look at her car. First thought through my mind: "Oh, damn. This is going to be a while." But as it turns out she just needed a pressure gauge, which I was happy to supply. So I got my good deed done for the day, time to revert to being disgusting and thoroughly unlikeable. 
zoe