lonegunnman

I feel better today. I slept all day yesterday and had some fever dreams I could not believe. In one I was posing nekkid on the internet and meeting with a great deal of appreciation. I woke up feeling sexy and feverish and sick, which is how I imagine animals in heat feel.

I went back to sleep later and dreamed a good one. And let me disclaim first that this is going to sound like something I made up to be funny but came across stupid. It's not, it's 100% true fever nightmare. I moved to a new apartment complex which was inexplicably in the woods. Also, my cat was a tiger the size of a pitbull. I could pick her up and cuddle her, but only because I'm strong. She was wrecking shit in my new apartment, so I tied her out on the back porch, which my apartment had. My mother was also there, I became aware at this point. I looked out the window and there was a great and wrathful grizzly bear headed toward the apartments. I ran out to untie my cat and bring her in because I thought she would start shit with the bear, but when I got out there the bear was like right there in my face. I ran back inside and it followed me. My mom tried to shoot it in the eye with her .22 she's had since she was a kid, but missed. I hollered for help, and I swear to christ Bruce Lee came busting into my apartment and kung-fu'd the bear. I woke up because I was scared...