The incredibly sexy Wendy tagged me...
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
Definitely on making pugs. He made them have prefect little faces, gorgeous little tails and the cutest yap in the world!
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
A war against MySpace. And anyone who thought it was super cool would take those pictures of themselves where it looks like they are looking up into the camera and send them to me along with hate mail. But I would win the war, 'cos SG is way better and MySpace sucks cock.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Thora Birch would play me 'cos she's the only famous person I have ever been told I look remotely like. And my lover would be Angelina Jolie for obvious reasons.
Or Lenore.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
I hate coke. And pepsi. And Dr Pepper.
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
I love her.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
Both. Variety is so the spice of life.
7. Have you ever farted in public? If so, what were the circumstances?
Pretty regularly probably! No amazing circumstances!
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
Erm... I went to a party, whos it was I don't remember / know and made out with my best girly friend for a good half hour. Full up against the wall grabbing each other making out. And the best part, I don't remember it... Shame...
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
Make up, Underwear, Dildos, Lubricant, Bondage toys, Tattoos (so I know you can't get them in a stocking, but the money to get them), and a mix tape.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Who gives a fuck?
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
Whatever book they wanna read! I recently got the 'Puppy' book and it is by far the best read I have ever had... Puppies and amusing anecdotes about puppies.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
A lot. I'm probably at my heaviest now actually!
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
I don't think I have. Oh, actually I had to leave work the other day 'cos I had a killer migraine coming on. Got back to the station on the home side of work and sat in my car trying to breathe. Found a grape punnet from which I had recently devoured all the grapes, then puked the lot back up, pretty much looking the same, but a bit more juicy. Dumped the punnet on the road outside my car. Waited for my other half. Then reversed away, driving over the punnet of sick, much to the amusement of my very very ill, tired and disorientated self.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
Lots! I used to beat off way too much and I just couldn't be arsed to finish 'cos it was so late and I had college the next day or something. Jeez. Life's hard.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
I am a chronic scratcher.
I have lived in the same place my entire life.
I have enjoyed this survey.
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
Yeah motherfucker.
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
Curly fries, rare fillet steak, peas and ketchup. Shit. I want that right now. And so does he...
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
FUCK OFF.
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Shit I have so many favourite pieces of art. I dunno. Too many to choose from...
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
Not overly. Unless Lucy Laweless really can fly...
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
How many pictures have I already posted of Pugs?! Or how many times have I already written about them?!
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Black. Because it's slimming haha.
23. What turns you on? If it involves a ball gag, please describe.
Roleplay. Bondage. Domination. Okay Wendy. for you, BALL GAGS!
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
Oh way dumb. 10 being the most dumb. 10.
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
Because Wendy says so. Oh, and 'cos it's fucking hot for some bitch to be told to shut the fuck up, then made to then fucked so hard she screams.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
I can't say I do. I'm sorry.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
I got strangled pretty bad a while ago. I don't think he realised how bad it was! And I don't hurt unless it's in a good way. I rule.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
Well I'm a fucking whore and proud!
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
That I'm a liar- Ditto Wendy. I am an honest John. Fuck all you fucking cunting liar cunts. Fuck!
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
Erm, both. I like to chop and change. Dominated by him, dominating her... Although Ms Jolie could fuck me around and slap me about and I'd fucking love it. And you too Wendy... Yeah girl. You know I want you.
Ahem.
So yeah, that took a while.
I tag Dotty, Dylan, Truffles, Avenel and xalmostx.
Get to it ladies!
Lolo xxx
PS- Oh my god! Sick Of It All- 28th Feb, Terror- 26th Jan, Bleeding Through- 20th Jan. That's next Friday fuckers!!!!!
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
Definitely on making pugs. He made them have prefect little faces, gorgeous little tails and the cutest yap in the world!
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
A war against MySpace. And anyone who thought it was super cool would take those pictures of themselves where it looks like they are looking up into the camera and send them to me along with hate mail. But I would win the war, 'cos SG is way better and MySpace sucks cock.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Thora Birch would play me 'cos she's the only famous person I have ever been told I look remotely like. And my lover would be Angelina Jolie for obvious reasons.
Or Lenore.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
I hate coke. And pepsi. And Dr Pepper.
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
I love her.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
Both. Variety is so the spice of life.
7. Have you ever farted in public? If so, what were the circumstances?
Pretty regularly probably! No amazing circumstances!
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
Erm... I went to a party, whos it was I don't remember / know and made out with my best girly friend for a good half hour. Full up against the wall grabbing each other making out. And the best part, I don't remember it... Shame...
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
Make up, Underwear, Dildos, Lubricant, Bondage toys, Tattoos (so I know you can't get them in a stocking, but the money to get them), and a mix tape.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Who gives a fuck?
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
Whatever book they wanna read! I recently got the 'Puppy' book and it is by far the best read I have ever had... Puppies and amusing anecdotes about puppies.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
A lot. I'm probably at my heaviest now actually!
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
I don't think I have. Oh, actually I had to leave work the other day 'cos I had a killer migraine coming on. Got back to the station on the home side of work and sat in my car trying to breathe. Found a grape punnet from which I had recently devoured all the grapes, then puked the lot back up, pretty much looking the same, but a bit more juicy. Dumped the punnet on the road outside my car. Waited for my other half. Then reversed away, driving over the punnet of sick, much to the amusement of my very very ill, tired and disorientated self.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
Lots! I used to beat off way too much and I just couldn't be arsed to finish 'cos it was so late and I had college the next day or something. Jeez. Life's hard.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
I am a chronic scratcher.
I have lived in the same place my entire life.
I have enjoyed this survey.
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
Yeah motherfucker.
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
Curly fries, rare fillet steak, peas and ketchup. Shit. I want that right now. And so does he...
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
FUCK OFF.
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Shit I have so many favourite pieces of art. I dunno. Too many to choose from...
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
Not overly. Unless Lucy Laweless really can fly...
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
How many pictures have I already posted of Pugs?! Or how many times have I already written about them?!
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Black. Because it's slimming haha.
23. What turns you on? If it involves a ball gag, please describe.
Roleplay. Bondage. Domination. Okay Wendy. for you, BALL GAGS!
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
Oh way dumb. 10 being the most dumb. 10.
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
Because Wendy says so. Oh, and 'cos it's fucking hot for some bitch to be told to shut the fuck up, then made to then fucked so hard she screams.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
I can't say I do. I'm sorry.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
I got strangled pretty bad a while ago. I don't think he realised how bad it was! And I don't hurt unless it's in a good way. I rule.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
Well I'm a fucking whore and proud!
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
That I'm a liar- Ditto Wendy. I am an honest John. Fuck all you fucking cunting liar cunts. Fuck!
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner?
Erm, both. I like to chop and change. Dominated by him, dominating her... Although Ms Jolie could fuck me around and slap me about and I'd fucking love it. And you too Wendy... Yeah girl. You know I want you.
Ahem.
So yeah, that took a while.
I tag Dotty, Dylan, Truffles, Avenel and xalmostx.
Get to it ladies!
Lolo xxx
PS- Oh my god! Sick Of It All- 28th Feb, Terror- 26th Jan, Bleeding Through- 20th Jan. That's next Friday fuckers!!!!!
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