I have not been around nearly enough and I realize now that it is hot and moving is so difficult (I miss AC) that the internet really has more funness than the real world. After all, there is no other way I can do thirteen things at once and not be a complete scatterbrain fuck'up on all o'them.
And the lack of having to move anything but my fingers really helps... awwww, my poor pussy looks like she will melt with the heat, she is all stretched out on the floor and looking at me all sadly... of course I wouldn't want to be wearing that much fur in this heat either! 'specially black. Maybe we should get her trimmed down a lil for the summer, give her a lion cut? She would only hate us for a lil while, then it would get hot and she would be like "wow, this is the shiznit". And plus, it would look HILARIOUS. She's already got a mane... heheheheeee
Mmmm, I like getting paid to be naked, tis such glorious fun. (I think I should do some more of this)
And the lack of having to move anything but my fingers really helps... awwww, my poor pussy looks like she will melt with the heat, she is all stretched out on the floor and looking at me all sadly... of course I wouldn't want to be wearing that much fur in this heat either! 'specially black. Maybe we should get her trimmed down a lil for the summer, give her a lion cut? She would only hate us for a lil while, then it would get hot and she would be like "wow, this is the shiznit". And plus, it would look HILARIOUS. She's already got a mane... heheheheeee
Mmmm, I like getting paid to be naked, tis such glorious fun. (I think I should do some more of this)
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clidna:
Shave the cat, and then post pics... I gotta see this. If it's funny enough, I might just shave my cat! 
theangrysloth:
I get paid to keep my clothes on. I figured that out after I got fired from all the jobs where I showed up naked.