Saturday Nov 27, 2004

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I'm just a mean person, I suppose. Or 'not-nice.' I suppose being bitter does have that effect. On the other hand, i just like to act pissy for shock value. Does that make me bad guy? I wonder.

Everyone wants you to be something-nice, not nice, mean as fuck, meaner that a baboon with its junk caught in a blender. I try to be...
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Friday Nov 26, 2004

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Grrr. Arrg. I still need to rake those damn leaves. Fall is awesome, don't get me wrong, but can't the leaves fall somewhere besides my yard? It's not that I don't like them, but what a pain in the ass. I spen at least a month every year, raking the same damn leaves, putting them into bags, and taking them to...
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Monday Nov 22, 2004

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"There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it."
-Jhonen Vasquez, JTHM

I've been feeling lost lately. Worse, I haven't made a plan to do anything about it. All too often, we become content to wallow in our irresolute predicament of self-pity. Why is it that self-analysis...
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Friday Nov 19, 2004

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Happy squirrels dance! Anyways. Finally, it's payday. I get money to spend on stuff! Hooray! I thought i'd have more to say, since it's been a while since I wrote last.

Psychoanalyzed myself at work last nite. It's always good to tear down your base desires and drives. Sort of like an emotional harvey wallbanger enema. On the rocks. Yeesh. But...
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Saturday Nov 13, 2004

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Ah, yes. Saturday Morning. After working a long shift, I come home to the wonders of bacon, eggs, and saturday morning cartoons. Dare I talk about my undying passion for cartoons? Not having cable, I am relegated to syndicated animation-some funny, some boring, and some just downright insipid. God, I wish I had cartoon network.

Saw my favorite customer last nite; she works as a...
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Thursday Nov 11, 2004

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Gyahhhhhh! I spit on your army of freaky nubs! I have a hatey infection of freaky turnips! Sorry, just had to go noodle boy for a minute there. Hmmm. So what's happened since I saw that horrible movie? Oh yeah, George W. got re-elected. Hmmm. No comment on that. Halo 2 was released. I want a freaking xbox. But oh well. I waste enough...
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Wednesday Oct 27, 2004

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I'm still a freaking newbie at this. I just can't write. Well, I can, but only about inane shit that doesn't affect me. Saw 'Team America.' It blew. Being crass is ok, just don't take it too far. seeing a puppet perform the technicolor yawn for five minutes just wasn't funny. I've been puked on by drunks, by elderly...
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energy:

You poor thing, you are in Utah... where you can't put a profile picture up... That's sad.

I can't remember the last really good movie.

Tuesday Oct 26, 2004

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Um...journal entries. Wow. First we had diaries. Then men wanted in on this maudlin shit. But a 'diary' is too fruity-ass, so it's a 'journal'. Wellll, journal, I'm sick of hangin' out at work, mopping floors, making coffee, and listening to drunk-ass mexicans. Not that I don't like drunk-ass mexicans, but they yell-in spanish. Which, I guess, is o.k. 'Cause...
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