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Have you ever seen the start of Law & Order? you know "the people are represented by two distinct entities the police and the DA". Well we don't have DA's we have the CPS and the one I had in court today was a COCK .
I'm sorry but this guy had a rod up his arse and I'm giving evidence, meant to be a professional witness and all I can think is I want to lamp my lawyer!
I go in trying to find another officer who was meant to speak to him. Imagine the most 'fake tired' exasperated voice, dripping with sarcasm and really condescending;
"yes officer what is it now"(I had spoken to him once before for two minutes)"no I don't know where your colleague is, I'm sure you can find him he's in uniform"

Clerk of the court saw my face followed me out and just said "I know".
I mean these people fuck us over every day, I don't have a problem with that. (one once told me a paramedic should expect to get spat at in her job) But he was just fucking disrespectful. I want to hit him til my knuckles bleed, but it may impact on my career so I'm doing this instead.
I love SG world everthing is good here, we should hang out a sign;
Now entering SG:No fuckwits allowed. But we don't really need to, which is why this is better than Real Life.