locgunforhire505

OMFG...i am the HAPPIEST GUY A LIVE! i come home from a elevator rescue drill (fun fun..seriously fun) and i find what at my pad? PIZZA! GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (samoas bitch), vanilla coke..and....ITS FUCKING ST PATTIES DAY! i was BORN for this day. im scottish/irish-catholic and i LOVE green. seriously....allll iwant to do is go to nyc, boston or baltamore on this day. the west coast doesnt take it as seriously as me and my irish buddies do. and the east coast. well im off. leave messages...OR DIE MURDER BY DEATH! east coast HOLLA

word to big bird <---GREEEEN BITCHES!