My first blog, and since I don't really know how to "blog" I'm going to cheat and just fill out a quiz that got emailed to me. Yeah I'm cheating, but really I'm only cheating myself,, and also more likely than not, no one is going to be reading this so technically I'm currently talking to myself... awkward... MOVING ON!!!
1. First name? Professor
2. Were you named after anyone? clearly
3. Do you wish on stars? not really. i wish on lots of other things.
4. When did you last cry? for real? I have no idea, I'm a real man! I don't cry I sweat through my eyes, then randomly punch people. Isn't that what real men do?
5. Do you like your handwriting? I thought it was pretty good in grade four, no it just looks like some semi retarded fourth grader is writing all my shit.
6. What is your favourite lunch meat? veggie ham. and in england: quorn turkey with stuffing. mmmmm.
7. What is your birth date: January 1st baby
8. What is your most embarrassing cd? pawned all my crappy cds....
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? to quote Tegan and or sarah "I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me"
10. Do you have a journal? does this count? if this counts then yes!
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? oh yeah! I'm REAL SARCASTIC.
12. Do you have a nickname? you can call me butter nuts, god knows my grade nine gym teacher did.
13. Would you bungee jump? Possibly if I just wasn't so fucking terrified of heights. and when I saw heights I actually mean "the heights" the band lead by super hunk Jamie Walters.
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? who has time for shit like that?
15. Do you think that you are strong? in what way? like emotional or physical? Like it makes a difference... no I'm neither.
16. What is your favourite ice cream flavour? truth be told, not a huge fan of the iced dairy food stuffs
17. Red or pink? yes
18. What is your least favourite thing about yourself? i try not to start down that road. it can be long, cold and lonely.
19. What is your favourite past-time? just one? reading i suppose. though i am addicted to the internet...porn
20. Do you want everyone you send this to send it back? not really applicable
21. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing? i am barefoot and wearing jeans.... ohhhh sooo sexy
22. What are you listening to right now? the postal service
23. Last thing you ate? I had a hand full of stale organic corn chips, they were everything I hoped they would be.
24. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? i hate this question. i'm not answering it. what does it mean anyway?
25. What is the weather like now? it's hotter than balls... not mine cause mine are super hot but balls in general I guess.
26. Last person you talked to on the phone? my mom.
27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes. Hands. Boobs
28. Do you like the person who sent this to you? feh
29. Favourite Drink, alcoholic or not? juice or water
30. Favourite sport? is grand theft auto a sport yet?
31. Hair colour? Dark brown.
32. Do you wear contacts? nope
33. Favourite food? anthing not murdered
34. Last movie you watched? pirates of the caribbean 2 the curse of the long movie titles
35. Favourite day of the year? the day jesus was born, October 31st
36. Scary movies or happy endings? can' tit be both?
37. Summer or winter? autumn
38. Hugs or kisses? both. i enjoy a good hug. but kisses are more fun.
39. What is your favourite dessert? hm. eileen's mom makes these squares or coconut cream pie from papa K's.
40. Who is most likely to respond? if I know everyone on here, no one
41. Who is least likely to respond? yeah i dunno. i'm actually surprised that i'm responding...
42. Living arrangements? with wife and dog
43. What books are you reading? some crappy detective novel. i can barely understand what's going on.
44. What's on your mouse pad? red and black squares
45. What did you watch last night on TV? I'd rather not admit it in print
46. Favourite smell? i like that fresh smell after is rains sometimes, but I hate that weird fishy smell after it rains...
47. Favourite sound? laughter?
48. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beatles
where is # 49??? is that actually the question? cause I don't have a funny answer for that.
50. Do you have a special talent? I can sense even the slightest bit of human suffering
There that wasn't so hard was it.
1. First name? Professor
2. Were you named after anyone? clearly
3. Do you wish on stars? not really. i wish on lots of other things.
4. When did you last cry? for real? I have no idea, I'm a real man! I don't cry I sweat through my eyes, then randomly punch people. Isn't that what real men do?
5. Do you like your handwriting? I thought it was pretty good in grade four, no it just looks like some semi retarded fourth grader is writing all my shit.
6. What is your favourite lunch meat? veggie ham. and in england: quorn turkey with stuffing. mmmmm.
7. What is your birth date: January 1st baby
8. What is your most embarrassing cd? pawned all my crappy cds....
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? to quote Tegan and or sarah "I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me"
10. Do you have a journal? does this count? if this counts then yes!
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? oh yeah! I'm REAL SARCASTIC.
12. Do you have a nickname? you can call me butter nuts, god knows my grade nine gym teacher did.
13. Would you bungee jump? Possibly if I just wasn't so fucking terrified of heights. and when I saw heights I actually mean "the heights" the band lead by super hunk Jamie Walters.
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? who has time for shit like that?
15. Do you think that you are strong? in what way? like emotional or physical? Like it makes a difference... no I'm neither.
16. What is your favourite ice cream flavour? truth be told, not a huge fan of the iced dairy food stuffs
17. Red or pink? yes
18. What is your least favourite thing about yourself? i try not to start down that road. it can be long, cold and lonely.
19. What is your favourite past-time? just one? reading i suppose. though i am addicted to the internet...porn
20. Do you want everyone you send this to send it back? not really applicable
21. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing? i am barefoot and wearing jeans.... ohhhh sooo sexy
22. What are you listening to right now? the postal service
23. Last thing you ate? I had a hand full of stale organic corn chips, they were everything I hoped they would be.
24. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? i hate this question. i'm not answering it. what does it mean anyway?
25. What is the weather like now? it's hotter than balls... not mine cause mine are super hot but balls in general I guess.
26. Last person you talked to on the phone? my mom.
27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes. Hands. Boobs
28. Do you like the person who sent this to you? feh
29. Favourite Drink, alcoholic or not? juice or water
30. Favourite sport? is grand theft auto a sport yet?
31. Hair colour? Dark brown.
32. Do you wear contacts? nope
33. Favourite food? anthing not murdered
34. Last movie you watched? pirates of the caribbean 2 the curse of the long movie titles
35. Favourite day of the year? the day jesus was born, October 31st
36. Scary movies or happy endings? can' tit be both?
37. Summer or winter? autumn
38. Hugs or kisses? both. i enjoy a good hug. but kisses are more fun.
39. What is your favourite dessert? hm. eileen's mom makes these squares or coconut cream pie from papa K's.
40. Who is most likely to respond? if I know everyone on here, no one
41. Who is least likely to respond? yeah i dunno. i'm actually surprised that i'm responding...
42. Living arrangements? with wife and dog
43. What books are you reading? some crappy detective novel. i can barely understand what's going on.
44. What's on your mouse pad? red and black squares
45. What did you watch last night on TV? I'd rather not admit it in print
46. Favourite smell? i like that fresh smell after is rains sometimes, but I hate that weird fishy smell after it rains...
47. Favourite sound? laughter?
48. Rolling Stones or Beatles? beatles
where is # 49??? is that actually the question? cause I don't have a funny answer for that.
50. Do you have a special talent? I can sense even the slightest bit of human suffering
There that wasn't so hard was it.
rowe:
My god is that long!!!! 