So, I'm on my bike more now since gas prices are high and my bike gets 40+mpg. Today I am riding threw downtown Portsmouth (our yuppie city) and I almost get hit by some "women" who was driving with her elbows as she drank her coffee and talked on her phone. When I pulled up next to her Jaguar and said "don't worry about my legs or life for that matter, your coffee and phone call are much more important." She looked at me like I was the asshole. SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO DRAG THEM INTO THE STREET AND SMASH THIER FUCKING HEADS OPEN!

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kinkerbelle:
Want me to beat her ass for you?

loadeddiceinc:
Yes!