I didn't know whether to scream or roll around in fits of funny when yet another fine example of human intelligence pained the t.v screen today. 'Paris Hilton's BFF' ...? How sad does your social life have to be that you feel impelled to launch a show in order to get a friend? And what the fuck does BFF mean?! Best Friend Fellatio? Best Filling Fry-Up? Big Fucking Fatty? Bring Forth Flatulance? Bum Fuck Forever? Apparently she even produced a song in desperation; in turn the public produced much vomit, in desperation.
Paris Hilton/ Youtube
And the public protest...
The Chasers War On Everything
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mira77:
You'd be surprised, it's quite a hard life for these guys. I was quite lonely a while back so I put an advert up in the local Asda saying BFF's needed. After I binned the pornographic letters I had nothing, so I offered 10 for every friend and all of a sudden I got 20 replies...there's 200 I'll never see again and Jeff, if you're reading this, you owe a round mate, gave you 10 and you can't even buy a drink, no wonder you have no friends....but anyway, then I put myself on local tv and all of a sudden 100 people showed up. The moral of this story....I'm quite lonely....and don't pay Jeff up front.
llewella:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!