Sometimes Lady Luck licks those sticky fingers of hers and plays it clean.
And if cleanliness is next to godliness then God was one OCD fucken bloke yesterday.
Anyone hear of the 2 skydivers who died jumping at Langar field in Nottingham yesterday?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/skydivers-die-as-parachutes-become-entangled-in-midair-after-display-1993829.html
About 2 months ago now, when the Haiti crisis was kicking off bad, I decided to do a skydive dressed as Bananaman for the cause. What better superhero to Help Haiti?
Thing is, when preparations went underway, Lady Luck seemed to be interfering with all her might and inhibition.
These are the things that happened:
Needing to print off some sponsorship forms for a fundraiser the night coming, I ventured 5 different places and came out copy-less. 2 internet cafes had closed down, the local library's printer was not working, the town library's computers were closed for repairs, and my mate's pc would not recognize the document. Then my Bananaman suit didn't come, I moved, got a new job and left my relationship, thus stalling the organization.
If these unlucky/ lucky things did not happen, I would have been booked for that very airfield, this very week.
LADY LUCK, YOU SLY SLUT!
Either that or Bananaman can also see into the future. Damn I love that Banana.
xxx
And if cleanliness is next to godliness then God was one OCD fucken bloke yesterday.
Anyone hear of the 2 skydivers who died jumping at Langar field in Nottingham yesterday?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/skydivers-die-as-parachutes-become-entangled-in-midair-after-display-1993829.html
About 2 months ago now, when the Haiti crisis was kicking off bad, I decided to do a skydive dressed as Bananaman for the cause. What better superhero to Help Haiti?
Thing is, when preparations went underway, Lady Luck seemed to be interfering with all her might and inhibition.
These are the things that happened:
Needing to print off some sponsorship forms for a fundraiser the night coming, I ventured 5 different places and came out copy-less. 2 internet cafes had closed down, the local library's printer was not working, the town library's computers were closed for repairs, and my mate's pc would not recognize the document. Then my Bananaman suit didn't come, I moved, got a new job and left my relationship, thus stalling the organization.
If these unlucky/ lucky things did not happen, I would have been booked for that very airfield, this very week.
LADY LUCK, YOU SLY SLUT!
Either that or Bananaman can also see into the future. Damn I love that Banana.
xxx
jamie_manic:
God bless Eric.