Pissed off journal entry, beware.
If you carry a pager, and you go to lunch, TAKE THE FUCKING PAGER WITH YOU! Its REALLY fucking annoying to the neighbors when you get a fucking page and the god damned pager beeps once a minute for a FUCKING HOUR! Especially when some DICKHEAD pages you every day 3 minutes after you go to lunch. Next time you will find the pager minus the fucking battery. And the time after that you will find a broken pager. And the next time, you just won't find your pager at all.
No, I'm not passive-aggressive, I'M FUCKING AGGRESSIVE-AGGRESSIVE!
If you carry a pager, and you go to lunch, TAKE THE FUCKING PAGER WITH YOU! Its REALLY fucking annoying to the neighbors when you get a fucking page and the god damned pager beeps once a minute for a FUCKING HOUR! Especially when some DICKHEAD pages you every day 3 minutes after you go to lunch. Next time you will find the pager minus the fucking battery. And the time after that you will find a broken pager. And the next time, you just won't find your pager at all.
No, I'm not passive-aggressive, I'M FUCKING AGGRESSIVE-AGGRESSIVE!
tunnel_vision:
I would have flushed it 
phantasy:
Maybe you need to explain to him the whole concept of the pager. 