Today had to be the SHITTIEST day of my life. First, this morning I almost fell and broke my neck when I slipped on a hard piece of cat shit in the bathroom. It was most likely tossed out of the cat box when one of the cats was scratching around in the box making a perfect place to take a new shit. Next, Ellison appa...rently didn't walk the dog long enough because he came inside and took a shit on the carpet. Then, we picked up all the dog shit outside our apartment. Even though we clean up after our dog, it was near our house and I don't want management to think to we leave our dog shit laying around.They have been making a big deal about dog shit not being picked up immediately. Some of it was obviously big dog shit that would have killed ... See moremy little pekinese had he tried to shit it out. The best part comes next. Apparently, Ellison was having so much fun playing with his friends after soccer that he did not want to stop and take a shit. By the time he decided to make a mad dash for the bathroom, it was too late. I ended up cleaning shit off the sidewalk and the toilet seat. And, because I had to wash the shit out his shorts, shin guards and socks, I also had to clean shit out of the parks and rec sink. We then went to Krishnas house to finish washing the shit off Ellison and borrow clean clothes. He was wearing just a towel and some shit stains when we arrived. I then felt obligated to clean the shit out of her tub. Damn, what a shitty day!
It was definately and assplosive day!
It was definately and assplosive day!
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The last line of your comment blew me away. There have been young people on SG who have seen me as father figures. In most of their cases, their own dads either weren't there for them when they were growing up or at the present time, or both.
I've always felt paternal, but thought of those feeling exclusively when it came to my own daughters. Since joining SG, I've beeen fortunate to be able to provide those qualities to others. It's a great feeling to be seen in that way by certain people who were deprived of that in their own lives.
I'm not saying that's the case with you with your dad. I don't know enough about the relationship between the two of you. However, I'm moved that you would say what you said about me. Thank you.
There must be something with excrement and and AZ and the planets right now I swear!!
The same day as you posted this I was urinated on when I woke up (by one of my dogs) and then I went to school and didn't notice until I was sitting in class smelling it that they had peed on the clothes I set out and peed on my purse.
This isn't a house training issue either. They are unhappy about the new dog I brought home obviously. ARGH!!! Because he is so sickly I guess I didn't introduce them properly and now I'm paying for it. Grrr....
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I'm sorry you had so much shit in one day. That sounds so not fun. Especially when shitty people leave their dog shit in front of your place.