I do not know how to assess how this weekend went. Friday my grandma came to visit me. We went out to eat and had a fairly good night. She kept calling me weird though, which insulted me a bit, being as she isn't the most normal person out there either. She's over 55 and still runs around in Daisy Duke shorts (and she certainly does not look like Daisy Duke). Whatever.
Saturday I was up early and ate breakfast with teh grandmother. My roomie adoll came back to town for the weekend and we went floating down the Ottertail drinkin' beers even though it was only like 68 degrees out. I did gets me a bit drunk, but it all went downhill from there.
We came home and were supposed to get all prettied up to check out a new club in town. However that was not the case. Amber called up a used-to-be crush of mine and decided that instead of going out with me to shack up in our apartment with him. I was a little miffed as I did want to go out, but I understand the desire to get laid as opposed to hangin out with a boring girl.
I hoped in the shower to wash the river water and stuff off of myself, while they decided it would be cool to barge in on me in the shower. Eww you Ryan-dude, I am over you, I have a man. God damnit adoll, I am kind enough to respect your privacy and never ever do that to you, what makes you think it's cool to do that to me. Fuck you for disrespecting my privacy with this self-absorbed fuck tard.
Mr. Narcisist annoyed the fuck out of me all night long, while trying to get some drunken girl-on-girl action out of amber and I. Ugh, he comes over, puts his band CD in, won't shut up about his band, himself, his sexual encounters, his supposed stupid wisdom in life, and licking our pussies. He then proceeds to insult my boyfriends dick saying he was "a little small in the pants department." Being 28 years old, I would have hoped he was secure enough with his dick to stop feebly attempting to fuck me by insulting my man's dick. However, I told him, that being as he's never seen my man hard that this was a stupid argument and I was never going to fuck him. I had to get out of there. I left for like 45 minutes to get home and find they had fucked on my bed.
DOES NO ONE IN THIS WORLD HAVE ANY RESPECT? EWWW.
Then they decided to leave and go to his place and try to convince me to come over for some 3-some action...with him, eww.
adoll and I had lunch plans the next day, but instead she brings Mr. Fucktart over for another day of narcisim fun and she eats with him, fuck you. I tried to stay away, ran some errands, slept all day.
God damnit. What a weekend.
BTW: I washed my sheets, I'm usually not that anal, but I didn't want to be sleeping with any of him.
UPDATE I am super-duper-uber Sorry to quidam for not mentioning his awesomeness this weekend. He was super nice to me, fucked me well all weekend (but he usually does that), helped me escape the madness of our apt., went floating down a river and gots wasted even though he didn't want to go, all just for me. You are what made my weekend livable!
Saturday I was up early and ate breakfast with teh grandmother. My roomie adoll came back to town for the weekend and we went floating down the Ottertail drinkin' beers even though it was only like 68 degrees out. I did gets me a bit drunk, but it all went downhill from there.
We came home and were supposed to get all prettied up to check out a new club in town. However that was not the case. Amber called up a used-to-be crush of mine and decided that instead of going out with me to shack up in our apartment with him. I was a little miffed as I did want to go out, but I understand the desire to get laid as opposed to hangin out with a boring girl.
I hoped in the shower to wash the river water and stuff off of myself, while they decided it would be cool to barge in on me in the shower. Eww you Ryan-dude, I am over you, I have a man. God damnit adoll, I am kind enough to respect your privacy and never ever do that to you, what makes you think it's cool to do that to me. Fuck you for disrespecting my privacy with this self-absorbed fuck tard.
Mr. Narcisist annoyed the fuck out of me all night long, while trying to get some drunken girl-on-girl action out of amber and I. Ugh, he comes over, puts his band CD in, won't shut up about his band, himself, his sexual encounters, his supposed stupid wisdom in life, and licking our pussies. He then proceeds to insult my boyfriends dick saying he was "a little small in the pants department." Being 28 years old, I would have hoped he was secure enough with his dick to stop feebly attempting to fuck me by insulting my man's dick. However, I told him, that being as he's never seen my man hard that this was a stupid argument and I was never going to fuck him. I had to get out of there. I left for like 45 minutes to get home and find they had fucked on my bed.
DOES NO ONE IN THIS WORLD HAVE ANY RESPECT? EWWW.
Then they decided to leave and go to his place and try to convince me to come over for some 3-some action...with him, eww.
adoll and I had lunch plans the next day, but instead she brings Mr. Fucktart over for another day of narcisim fun and she eats with him, fuck you. I tried to stay away, ran some errands, slept all day.
God damnit. What a weekend.
BTW: I washed my sheets, I'm usually not that anal, but I didn't want to be sleeping with any of him.
UPDATE I am super-duper-uber Sorry to quidam for not mentioning his awesomeness this weekend. He was super nice to me, fucked me well all weekend (but he usually does that), helped me escape the madness of our apt., went floating down a river and gots wasted even though he didn't want to go, all just for me. You are what made my weekend livable!
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Everyone slips up and have thier less than sensative times (especially when alcohol is involved)....so I wouldnt be too mad at her....but you need to talk to her and tell her that she REALLY needs to keep that fuck away from you
[Edited on Aug 23, 2005 12:11AM]