Oh my god, I just ate the worst sandwich ever! I didn't think that was possible, isn't there like a golden rule that if you put something on bread it tastes good?! Before today I had so much faith in sandwiches that this is how I would've imagined a conversation between me and you would go...
You: Oh hi Lixy, mmmm is that a sandwich? You're so lucky, what's on it?
Me: It's Tomato, mustard, bacon and cat shit on rye.
You: Wow, you know I'm not a fan of eating a cats poo, but that sounds good!
Me: Oh it's really fucking good!
After today I feel the conversation would go like this...
You: Oh hi Lixy, I see you're eating a sandwich.
Me: Yep
You: What's on it?
Me: I Don't know... Wet turkey and bitter cheese?
You: Is it good?
Me: Fuck no! It tastes like getting fucked in the mouth by a cactus!
Thanks for being a part of my pretend chat!
Kisses
LIXY
You: Oh hi Lixy, mmmm is that a sandwich? You're so lucky, what's on it?
Me: It's Tomato, mustard, bacon and cat shit on rye.
You: Wow, you know I'm not a fan of eating a cats poo, but that sounds good!
Me: Oh it's really fucking good!
After today I feel the conversation would go like this...
You: Oh hi Lixy, I see you're eating a sandwich.
Me: Yep
You: What's on it?
Me: I Don't know... Wet turkey and bitter cheese?
You: Is it good?
Me: Fuck no! It tastes like getting fucked in the mouth by a cactus!
Thanks for being a part of my pretend chat!
Kisses
LIXY
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rydell:
Happy Holidays hun!
superhappy:
Hey, you have been M.I.A lately, you are like one of my all times faves. maybe post a note to let me know your still alive! Hope all is well