livingoutloud

I gotta quit smoking.

But then I'd have to quit breathing.

Which, if I keep smoking, is gonna happen automatically, and sooner than necessary.

It's fucked up. I hate being a smoker. Where's that asshole that made me light my first cigarette and told me, at gunpoint, to inhale? when I find that fucker . . .
Hi -- just thought I'd officially introduce myself. Self-pity is my other name.

watch it with that crazy talk. nobody likes a quitter.