oh what a weekend! i have to say that this has to be the biggest weekend i've ever ever ever had ever in my life! (yes i have lived under a rock for ages...hahaha). where to begin....
friday nite..i was planning on a nice quiet evening at home with some dvd's and some nice eats...but...plans changed fairly quickly. got home and as soon as i did...the house mates are like...come have a drink kirst...so of course...being the good and go with the flow kinda girl i am i have a few drinks. one drink turns into heading out to a pub "the allies" and having lots and lots of drinks.
was an awesome nite. me and my housemate did some rockin' on the dance floor and did the skilly moves getting away from all the creepy old men that were hanging around (we were very impressed with our moves). had lots more drinks. and then one of the dirty dirty dirty bastards that were with us...decided that he was way too lazy to fight the crowd to get to the toliets so he would pee in the corner of the bar. let me give you an idea of how far the toliets were away.
the allies has just recently been jazzed up to be one of those try hard "big city" kinda joints in a little town...so one side of the bar is all finished and nice and the other is still under construction. to get to the girls toilets you have to battle the crowd in the finished part of the bar. to get to the guys toliets you walk to the side of the bar where there are no people and nothing to battle. we were standing in the construction side of the bar and there were hardly any people there as they were all jammed out the front of the bar however this dirty little fucker couldn't walk 5 meters to a toilet and had to piss in the corner. anyways after me and another girl who was there giving this guy shit and a huge drilling we kept on drinking. we were also on piss patrol ensuring that none of the other dirty little boys did the same thing.
i was then dragged to a country and western place called "the western" and unfortunately was so drunk that i line danced. but fuck it was fun!
after not staying there long we boogied to the mobile for some eats and then came home.
saturday...woke up with a hang over. headed to sizzlers for a feed. got reminded of some of the really stupid things i did. went home and slept...got up...still very seedy and went to a going away party for a work mate of mine. that was my mistake...trying to back up.
it started off well...drinking slowly....not getting too drunk...then all of a sudden BAM i was off my face! one of the girls from work and i went together and she ended up pouring my drinks and after that i can hardly remember anything at all. i remember i couldn't walk...and needed assistance pretty much every where i went. i did the whole stages of drunkenness that happens. happy drunk...quiet drunk...extatic crazy drunk...angry drunk...big crying mess drunk. was pretty funny when i think about it.
i was informed today that apparently i propositioned some guy who was there to give him a head job and he turned me down and was kicking himself the next day cause he turned me down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh so funny.
i can't remember much of the nite other than the guy who's going away party it was got it on with some new chick at work. i think i've totally found a friend for life in that little sweety. she is an awesome chick and sat down after only really talking to me for the first time properly that nite and told me exactly what i was like. it was pretty scary. but oh so awesome there is finally someone in this shit town i get along with.
i remember all these glow sticks appearing suddenly and us making weird crazy stuff out of them.
i also remember when i was going home the taxi just magajically appeared. was weirddddness.
well here are some pics from the crazy sat nite!
work mate (girl who is awesome)...me...and other work mate who's party it was...
work mate and meeeee.
my ROCKIN' volley's that i'm in love with sssooo much!!!
me and two guys at the party. totally love the look on this guys face!
sunday was a bad day and i didn't get up until 8pm sunday nite. then went straight back to bed. was chunder ville sunday...bad bad bad. i was still hung over on monday as well...which just shows how drunk i was
well...thats all for now chums! hope all had a good weekend and pulled up a lot better than i did on sunday.
latersssss
kirst
friday nite..i was planning on a nice quiet evening at home with some dvd's and some nice eats...but...plans changed fairly quickly. got home and as soon as i did...the house mates are like...come have a drink kirst...so of course...being the good and go with the flow kinda girl i am i have a few drinks. one drink turns into heading out to a pub "the allies" and having lots and lots of drinks.
was an awesome nite. me and my housemate did some rockin' on the dance floor and did the skilly moves getting away from all the creepy old men that were hanging around (we were very impressed with our moves). had lots more drinks. and then one of the dirty dirty dirty bastards that were with us...decided that he was way too lazy to fight the crowd to get to the toliets so he would pee in the corner of the bar. let me give you an idea of how far the toliets were away.
the allies has just recently been jazzed up to be one of those try hard "big city" kinda joints in a little town...so one side of the bar is all finished and nice and the other is still under construction. to get to the girls toilets you have to battle the crowd in the finished part of the bar. to get to the guys toliets you walk to the side of the bar where there are no people and nothing to battle. we were standing in the construction side of the bar and there were hardly any people there as they were all jammed out the front of the bar however this dirty little fucker couldn't walk 5 meters to a toilet and had to piss in the corner. anyways after me and another girl who was there giving this guy shit and a huge drilling we kept on drinking. we were also on piss patrol ensuring that none of the other dirty little boys did the same thing.
i was then dragged to a country and western place called "the western" and unfortunately was so drunk that i line danced. but fuck it was fun!
after not staying there long we boogied to the mobile for some eats and then came home.
saturday...woke up with a hang over. headed to sizzlers for a feed. got reminded of some of the really stupid things i did. went home and slept...got up...still very seedy and went to a going away party for a work mate of mine. that was my mistake...trying to back up.
it started off well...drinking slowly....not getting too drunk...then all of a sudden BAM i was off my face! one of the girls from work and i went together and she ended up pouring my drinks and after that i can hardly remember anything at all. i remember i couldn't walk...and needed assistance pretty much every where i went. i did the whole stages of drunkenness that happens. happy drunk...quiet drunk...extatic crazy drunk...angry drunk...big crying mess drunk. was pretty funny when i think about it.
i was informed today that apparently i propositioned some guy who was there to give him a head job and he turned me down and was kicking himself the next day cause he turned me down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh so funny.
i can't remember much of the nite other than the guy who's going away party it was got it on with some new chick at work. i think i've totally found a friend for life in that little sweety. she is an awesome chick and sat down after only really talking to me for the first time properly that nite and told me exactly what i was like. it was pretty scary. but oh so awesome there is finally someone in this shit town i get along with.
i remember all these glow sticks appearing suddenly and us making weird crazy stuff out of them.
i also remember when i was going home the taxi just magajically appeared. was weirddddness.
well here are some pics from the crazy sat nite!
work mate (girl who is awesome)...me...and other work mate who's party it was...
work mate and meeeee.
my ROCKIN' volley's that i'm in love with sssooo much!!!
me and two guys at the party. totally love the look on this guys face!
sunday was a bad day and i didn't get up until 8pm sunday nite. then went straight back to bed. was chunder ville sunday...bad bad bad. i was still hung over on monday as well...which just shows how drunk i was
well...thats all for now chums! hope all had a good weekend and pulled up a lot better than i did on sunday.
latersssss
kirst
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
panthro:
ah yes, good times, good times! 
platypuz:
woh there..that was one hella weekend you had,man i could not do that now id kill meself..but id prolly have a smile on my face ..lol 