I just had a crazy dream in the 45 minutes i was asleep. I dreamt i was Sammy Hagar and i'm just minding my own business backstage at a concert when I (lemur) walk up to myself/hagar and tell him i think he sucks and i don't like the direction he's taking Van Halen. I tell him David Lee Roth is a far more talented...
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to build myself up here's a list of people more pathetic than i am!
1. "The Big Playa." When I was at Quick Trip gettin my coffee this goofy lookin fat guy comes in wearing a dirty T-shirt emblazened with the word Player on it and he's singing that song that Incubus and Big Pun, you know the one that's like "I don't wanna be...
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1. "The Big Playa." When I was at Quick Trip gettin my coffee this goofy lookin fat guy comes in wearing a dirty T-shirt emblazened with the word Player on it and he's singing that song that Incubus and Big Pun, you know the one that's like "I don't wanna be...
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people say nice guys finish last. i disagree. nice guys don't even get close to finishing. we get that signal to go and we let all the other runners take off but we're just so nice we let them get a head start. then we take two steps and a flower pot from the window above falls and hits us on the head. obviously dazed...
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Ok, I promised it. the MENSA story
So I'm sittin at home minding my own business gettin ready to go out and enjoy a smokey treat when i hear a knock at the door. well i'm heading out anyway so i open the door to see two well dressed gentelmen. These men are wearing rather nice suits and are carrying pamphlets, my first thought was...
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So I'm sittin at home minding my own business gettin ready to go out and enjoy a smokey treat when i hear a knock at the door. well i'm heading out anyway so i open the door to see two well dressed gentelmen. These men are wearing rather nice suits and are carrying pamphlets, my first thought was...
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Ok i'm sitting here and i've decided to inflate my ego. I'm gonna list off some of my good qualities for once. in no particular order.
1. I have great hair. long healthy well kept dark hair. I'm often told how pretty it is.
2. I am mighty. So many years of attacking the weight bench makes me able to rip people in half.
3....
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don't ask me why i just feel like writing the story i told my friend when she asked me to tell her a cheesy fairy tale. so what. I'm still macho.
onse upon a time there was a troll. This troll lived alone under a bridge. one day a beautiful princess came across the bridge. The troll jumped out to eat her but when he...
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onse upon a time there was a troll. This troll lived alone under a bridge. one day a beautiful princess came across the bridge. The troll jumped out to eat her but when he...
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Hey guys. I'm new here. just came over from another blog site. thought I'd start with a bit a bout myself.
I'm 5'9, native american, well kept hair down to my butt. I'm 220 lbs of that untoned muscle that makes me look chubby instead of ripped. I wear black, at all times. I wore a black toga to a toga party, I'm that dedicated....
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I'm 5'9, native american, well kept hair down to my butt. I'm 220 lbs of that untoned muscle that makes me look chubby instead of ripped. I wear black, at all times. I wore a black toga to a toga party, I'm that dedicated....
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