to build myself up here's a list of people more pathetic than i am!
1. "The Big Playa." When I was at Quick Trip gettin my coffee this goofy lookin fat guy comes in wearing a dirty T-shirt emblazened with the word Player on it and he's singing that song that Incubus and Big Pun, you know the one that's like "I don't wanna be a player no more" but yeah he's pretty chumpy.
2. "DJ Bad Taste." and Most party DJs. We had one for our senior activity day. I swear on a bible the man was up behind his little board rocking out to Ace of Bass, the Sign. A 28 year old man who lives in his parents basement, rocking out to Ace of Bass. *SHUDDER*
3. "DJ Fuck-Head." All these techno, house, trance, jungle, hip-hop,boogie-pop thieves of music need to die. You aren't musicians, you're record player players. A record player is not a musical instrument oh turntable god. adding a wikki-wikki for effect is one thing but it's not creating music. it's taking someone elses blood sweat and tears and turn it into something different by adding some drum samples, reverb, and scratches. Fuck you thief you're no musician. peddle your raver music and shitty drugs elsewhere.
4. "The Panhandler." There's this kid that goes to the school for troubled students located next door to the insurance office I worked at in the shopping strip that wanders around the strip all day asking people for money and cigarettes. He's a nice kid but he's a bum who lives with his mommy at night. I'll give a buck to a homeless guy but not to some kid who has a warm bed and a hot meal waiting for him at home. one of these days i think i'm gonna walk out the front door counting my money, marlboro hanging from my mouth and tag him with a bb gun...or maybe i'll just tell him to get a damn job.
5. "The Mullet." Nothing screams inbread quite like a guy in a primered out muscle car sporting a ratty pair of blue jeans, a torn up Lynard Skynard T-shirt, a case of budweiser, chewing tobaccoo, and a mighty Mullet. Although i do give mad props to people who sport mullets because they know it's social suicide.
6. "Stumpy McClap." Okay, i saw this guy when i was driving out to the lake. picture the mullet as stated above exsept he's missing his left hand, holding a cigarette in his right and cradeling a beer in his left elbow. what commitment to drinking. everyone give this man a hand.
um... wow...that's it for now. I'll update this again if i can think of any more. Here's your chance for interactivity kids. leave a note telling me about pathetic people that always cheer you up when you say "hey, at least i'm not..." Give me their "name" and a short explanation why they're more pathetic. have fun! happy hunting! ;>
1. "The Big Playa." When I was at Quick Trip gettin my coffee this goofy lookin fat guy comes in wearing a dirty T-shirt emblazened with the word Player on it and he's singing that song that Incubus and Big Pun, you know the one that's like "I don't wanna be a player no more" but yeah he's pretty chumpy.
2. "DJ Bad Taste." and Most party DJs. We had one for our senior activity day. I swear on a bible the man was up behind his little board rocking out to Ace of Bass, the Sign. A 28 year old man who lives in his parents basement, rocking out to Ace of Bass. *SHUDDER*
3. "DJ Fuck-Head." All these techno, house, trance, jungle, hip-hop,boogie-pop thieves of music need to die. You aren't musicians, you're record player players. A record player is not a musical instrument oh turntable god. adding a wikki-wikki for effect is one thing but it's not creating music. it's taking someone elses blood sweat and tears and turn it into something different by adding some drum samples, reverb, and scratches. Fuck you thief you're no musician. peddle your raver music and shitty drugs elsewhere.
4. "The Panhandler." There's this kid that goes to the school for troubled students located next door to the insurance office I worked at in the shopping strip that wanders around the strip all day asking people for money and cigarettes. He's a nice kid but he's a bum who lives with his mommy at night. I'll give a buck to a homeless guy but not to some kid who has a warm bed and a hot meal waiting for him at home. one of these days i think i'm gonna walk out the front door counting my money, marlboro hanging from my mouth and tag him with a bb gun...or maybe i'll just tell him to get a damn job.
5. "The Mullet." Nothing screams inbread quite like a guy in a primered out muscle car sporting a ratty pair of blue jeans, a torn up Lynard Skynard T-shirt, a case of budweiser, chewing tobaccoo, and a mighty Mullet. Although i do give mad props to people who sport mullets because they know it's social suicide.
6. "Stumpy McClap." Okay, i saw this guy when i was driving out to the lake. picture the mullet as stated above exsept he's missing his left hand, holding a cigarette in his right and cradeling a beer in his left elbow. what commitment to drinking. everyone give this man a hand.
um... wow...that's it for now. I'll update this again if i can think of any more. Here's your chance for interactivity kids. leave a note telling me about pathetic people that always cheer you up when you say "hey, at least i'm not..." Give me their "name" and a short explanation why they're more pathetic. have fun! happy hunting! ;>