Disturbing.
Strange things that have happened as of late.
A lady customer smacked my booty because I forgot to bring her lemons for her water. She aint no lady!
I saw a middle-aged man hold his camera under the table and photograph the crotch of his younger, female dining companion. Disgusting. Even worse. That fucker left me an 8% tip.
Alsoirritated by a friend of mine who always conveniently leaves his cash somewhere whenever we meet for dinner. What the? You can get away with that only once with me. After that, I'm on to you.
Strange things that have happened as of late.
A lady customer smacked my booty because I forgot to bring her lemons for her water. She aint no lady!
I saw a middle-aged man hold his camera under the table and photograph the crotch of his younger, female dining companion. Disgusting. Even worse. That fucker left me an 8% tip.
Alsoirritated by a friend of mine who always conveniently leaves his cash somewhere whenever we meet for dinner. What the? You can get away with that only once with me. After that, I'm on to you.
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people are joyous. the ocean is better. we should all be so humble and powerful.