June 6, 2005
Scary monster tongues
Im a waitress. I sometimes love my job. I sometimes hate my jobneedless to say, I would much rather write for a livingor something else which does not require the kindness of strangers to pay my billsBottom line is that my livelihood depends on how much people eat and whether or not they know to tip me properly. I digress
Sometimes, I get to serve interesting sortssometimes monsters even!
I do like to live in a fantasy world. So much fun.
So in walk these dead lookin men (I think) and I feel compelled to document this Monsters are in the house. I need to prove it!
I introduce myself and ask if I can get a photograph and they willingly oblige.
First Im in between two of them. Next, I go to the other side of the table and I tell the monster that Im going to act like Im kissing him. I stick out my tongue and ACT like Im licking his face (at a safe distance, of course-hence the word ACTING) and this monster fucking touches my tongue with his tongue. I dont like that. I dont even kiss on the first date AND if I even consider kissing on the second date, most often it does not include tongue action!
Soin the 5 minutes that I spoke to these monsters I found them interesting but Im not fond of the groping & tongue-violation.
If you ever meet me, I ask that you do not grope me and please, do not attempt to touch my tongue with your tongue. Please. Just because you might be extremely cool and interesting that does not mean I want touching my stuff nor do I want to exchange bodily fluids.
Monsters:
Monsters getting a wee too friendly:
The tongue violater-pigtail puller:
Scary monster tongues
Im a waitress. I sometimes love my job. I sometimes hate my jobneedless to say, I would much rather write for a livingor something else which does not require the kindness of strangers to pay my billsBottom line is that my livelihood depends on how much people eat and whether or not they know to tip me properly. I digress
Sometimes, I get to serve interesting sortssometimes monsters even!
I do like to live in a fantasy world. So much fun.
So in walk these dead lookin men (I think) and I feel compelled to document this Monsters are in the house. I need to prove it!
I introduce myself and ask if I can get a photograph and they willingly oblige.
First Im in between two of them. Next, I go to the other side of the table and I tell the monster that Im going to act like Im kissing him. I stick out my tongue and ACT like Im licking his face (at a safe distance, of course-hence the word ACTING) and this monster fucking touches my tongue with his tongue. I dont like that. I dont even kiss on the first date AND if I even consider kissing on the second date, most often it does not include tongue action!
Soin the 5 minutes that I spoke to these monsters I found them interesting but Im not fond of the groping & tongue-violation.
If you ever meet me, I ask that you do not grope me and please, do not attempt to touch my tongue with your tongue. Please. Just because you might be extremely cool and interesting that does not mean I want touching my stuff nor do I want to exchange bodily fluids.
Monsters:
Monsters getting a wee too friendly:
The tongue violater-pigtail puller:
Monsters @ work. Why?
And I am loving your book.