littleredwriter

my left pigtail went into some guys mushroom beef barley soup today and i didn't realize it until after i spoke to several customers when i was alone at the computer terminal. i was standing there putting an order in and i felt something wet on my shoulder. i soon realized that my pigtail was absolutely dripping with broth. it was so disgusting. i had to wring it with a napkin. foul. then...i was told by my manager that my back was also soaked. is that not the most disgusting thing? i must say though, beef broth sure does hold a hair style. can't tell you what the magic ingredient is...

also, i just want to inform you that i was almost killed today. i was at a red light and i was having an important conversation on my cell phone. the light turned green for me and the opposing traffic. i looked to my left and saw that a car was speeding up the street and clearly would not make the red light. the car coming opposite from me did not see this. i beeped my horn. i could not go forward. i could not go backward. i was calmly saying on the phone, "oh my god. oh my god. oh my god." and luckily the guy across the way stopped and no one was hurt. the idiot that ran the light stopped in a panic once he crossed the street. i had me shaken up for a few hours. i'm lucky to be alive at the moment. that would have sucked if i had been hit while on the phone with my friend.

oh yeah, also the man at table 53 consumed 3 glasses of already sugar-sweetened lemonade with an additional 5 packets of sweet & low, 5 packets of splenda & 7 packets of equal. i wanted to puke.