I have absolutely zero business being on a bicycle. I have bleeding knees to prove it.
Earlier this afternoon, I was at the river and KKKKK had her new mountain bike there. She'd been riding around all morning. In this particular area there are a lot of trails to ride. I borrowed her bike and took off on one of the trails. Mid-way through there was a series of downward slopes, but on the last slope one would have to turn really abruptly or one would end up in the river. I was on the middle slope and realized that I needed to turn, but didn't have time, so I pushed on the brake levers. VERY BAD IDEA. I flew over the front of the handlebar and face first into the leaves and mud, the bike toppling over me as well. No fun!
Also (and right now I am going to get a bit self-absorbed), lately it seems like I've made a few female enemies. The last few times that I've been out, I've been getting these horrible, terrible, dirty looks from a certain few ladies. *I don't even know these ladies-I've never once said a word to them* The only thing I can think of is they are jealous of me for some reason (that would be the reason I might give a dirty glance to a girl...if I were jealous of her). That has it be it. I'm not fucking around with their boyfriends, I'm not spreading rumors about them, I'm not even really paying any attention to these fellow females. I'm a really nice girl and I'm sure they would like me if they tear those nasty stares off their faces and just say hello. I'm just sick and tired of the looks that I've been getting. This is probably why, I don't have any girlfriends.
More complaints!
-I've been having a horrible time with boys lately. I just can't catch a break. I don't know what is wrong with me. I'm really nice and not crazy. Also I'm really, really pretty and dress incredibly well these days. In my opinion, I'm a catch. So....what is the deal? Now, I know I've been very picky in the past and wouldn't even look at a guy unless he was in a band, emaciated, had painted on jeans, and smelled like he hadn't taken a shower in 4 days....but lately I've really been trying to be less picky.
-I've started taking Adderall at my physician's suggestion and now I'm having problems going to sleep. FUCK!
Although, I am realizing it's an amazing drug. I finally feel normal again. I feel like myself. I feel like I did 6 months ago, prior to all the job drama, parent death, and school bullshit.
-This week is going to suck. I'm ready for June! June is going to be a very fun month. There will be a lot of touring musicians coming into town and Birmingham. AND it's a birthday of a very dear bartender friend of mine, which is a highly anticipated event. FUN!
Earlier this afternoon, I was at the river and KKKKK had her new mountain bike there. She'd been riding around all morning. In this particular area there are a lot of trails to ride. I borrowed her bike and took off on one of the trails. Mid-way through there was a series of downward slopes, but on the last slope one would have to turn really abruptly or one would end up in the river. I was on the middle slope and realized that I needed to turn, but didn't have time, so I pushed on the brake levers. VERY BAD IDEA. I flew over the front of the handlebar and face first into the leaves and mud, the bike toppling over me as well. No fun!
Also (and right now I am going to get a bit self-absorbed), lately it seems like I've made a few female enemies. The last few times that I've been out, I've been getting these horrible, terrible, dirty looks from a certain few ladies. *I don't even know these ladies-I've never once said a word to them* The only thing I can think of is they are jealous of me for some reason (that would be the reason I might give a dirty glance to a girl...if I were jealous of her). That has it be it. I'm not fucking around with their boyfriends, I'm not spreading rumors about them, I'm not even really paying any attention to these fellow females. I'm a really nice girl and I'm sure they would like me if they tear those nasty stares off their faces and just say hello. I'm just sick and tired of the looks that I've been getting. This is probably why, I don't have any girlfriends.
More complaints!
-I've been having a horrible time with boys lately. I just can't catch a break. I don't know what is wrong with me. I'm really nice and not crazy. Also I'm really, really pretty and dress incredibly well these days. In my opinion, I'm a catch. So....what is the deal? Now, I know I've been very picky in the past and wouldn't even look at a guy unless he was in a band, emaciated, had painted on jeans, and smelled like he hadn't taken a shower in 4 days....but lately I've really been trying to be less picky.
-I've started taking Adderall at my physician's suggestion and now I'm having problems going to sleep. FUCK!
Although, I am realizing it's an amazing drug. I finally feel normal again. I feel like myself. I feel like I did 6 months ago, prior to all the job drama, parent death, and school bullshit.
-This week is going to suck. I'm ready for June! June is going to be a very fun month. There will be a lot of touring musicians coming into town and Birmingham. AND it's a birthday of a very dear bartender friend of mine, which is a highly anticipated event. FUN!
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If it were up to me they'd be together forever.
I'm treading lightly since it's early. As far as the saying "bros before hoes" goes, NOPE. Still love 'em both.
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Damn. That is not a pleasant biking story. Least the bike didn't land on you? On the bright side you've got a pretty location to tune your skills.
Certainly isn't unusual to have more friends of the opposite sex.Women can be quite devious when it comes to resent. Perhaps they're just waiting for you to say "Hi"? Because I'm quite aloof I get some strange looks 'till I start to talk w/ them. At that point it's like, everythings cool, or verbally just undermine. Not the most positive thing in the world but it's better than gettin' in a stupid fight. There is more to say about just letting things go and ride the flow. Meh
Nice to read that you're not too modest
I doubt it but please tell me you're not one of those chicks who wears a ring on her left ring finger w/out being engaged or married. Given what I can remember about, maybe how hot a chick can look, I kind of doubt it.
Bring on June!!!!!