So I went to the um gynecologist today. So not fun!! Usually I go see a woman but she didnt have any openings so I had to go see this nasty old man. I took my 13 year old sister with me so she could get a feel for the whole thing and Im realizing now that maybe that wasnt such a good idea. Let me start by saying I think that she has been traumatized for life! So first, he starts out by saying wow, look at that two great looking girls in one family and Im thinking to myself are you fucking serious man, youre about to poke around my vagina and youre telling me that my little sister and I are hot!!!! Next he goes to do my breast exam and I tell him to be careful because I just got my nipples pierced (a little awkward to say to a 60 year old catholic man) and he says to me I never understood why people do things that cause pain on purpose (he pauses to gaze at my nipple rings and the tattoo in my pelvic region) but they sure do look good on you. Ugh so gross!! Now here my friends, is the icing on the cake: The sick bastard who is enjoying this way more than is necessary begins the pelvic exam and concludes with the fucking quote of the year! Drum roll please WOW you have a great looking cervix!!! Thanks doc have a nice day 