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Fuck you girl from last night
If god didn't want my penis to go in your ass occasionally he wouldn't have put the 2 so damned close together.
That kinda describes Saturday night at SB's birthday party
Lots of pervy sex talk (we were all drinking). Curses where Jay had to speak like a French Mr. T, Ali had to be an echoing pirate, and I had to yell about how hard I was going to kick someone's ass whenever they played a card on me (which happened to be Alan every time. I think he just wanted me to spank him). Disney Scene-It, with lots of screaming (including Jay yelling Dick a lot). Oh, and balls. Lots and lots of balls. (and yes, I'm sure I do mean the balls you are thinking of). Every time someone lost a game, they had to flash either boobs or balls. Ali and I didn't lose We also had lots of chimis, tamales, and more booze. Hot chocolate with mint bailey's is super good, in case you were wondering.
And I am officially TOTALLY jealous of Alison. She knows why.
Now I am sick, which sucks pretty bad. I left school early yesterday, stayed all day today, and decided just to take the rest of the week off. I go on vacation on Thursday night, and I want to be better before then. So, I'm staying home tomorrow and Thursday and just resting, eating soup, and doing a whole lot of nothing. Hooray nothing!! I'll probably spend the day texting Alan, cause he is sick too.
Fuck you girl from last night
If god didn't want my penis to go in your ass occasionally he wouldn't have put the 2 so damned close together.
That kinda describes Saturday night at SB's birthday party
Lots of pervy sex talk (we were all drinking). Curses where Jay had to speak like a French Mr. T, Ali had to be an echoing pirate, and I had to yell about how hard I was going to kick someone's ass whenever they played a card on me (which happened to be Alan every time. I think he just wanted me to spank him). Disney Scene-It, with lots of screaming (including Jay yelling Dick a lot). Oh, and balls. Lots and lots of balls. (and yes, I'm sure I do mean the balls you are thinking of). Every time someone lost a game, they had to flash either boobs or balls. Ali and I didn't lose We also had lots of chimis, tamales, and more booze. Hot chocolate with mint bailey's is super good, in case you were wondering.
And I am officially TOTALLY jealous of Alison. She knows why.
Now I am sick, which sucks pretty bad. I left school early yesterday, stayed all day today, and decided just to take the rest of the week off. I go on vacation on Thursday night, and I want to be better before then. So, I'm staying home tomorrow and Thursday and just resting, eating soup, and doing a whole lot of nothing. Hooray nothing!! I'll probably spend the day texting Alan, cause he is sick too.
aldremech:
I do miss those parties 
Get better soon lady.
Get better soon lady.