Dear David Draiman,
I just saw your house on MTV Cribs. Please invite me over. I would like to hide in the cave in your pool. I would also like to help you eat all the surprisingly impressive food you have in your fridge and drink the copious amounts of alcohol in your bar. Once I have charmed you into drinking too much, I am going to steal your car, and your bike. I really want them. Actually, if you would just let me play with them for a while, then maybe I would not need to do that and we can play in your mirrored canopy bed instead. Or maybe your mirrored shower?!
For the record, I am surprised your band can potentially fill a venue like the Bell Center as headliners, and I am truly not a fan of your music (Down with the Sickness, totally a guilty pleasure though), but I like your style. Please contact me. lol
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In other news, I am finally moving out!!!! I am so excited. Finding a place is kind of hard, but I am moving in with my soulmate lady-wife best friend and we are so damn excited. Currently have dibs on a place, I just hope we get it! FREEDOM, plus a new set!
Wearing what I want without having to calculate how to magically hide all my tattoos keeps getting harder, living with my family keeps getting rougher and I havent worn a bathing suit in 2 years. I CANT WAIT!!!
I am also almost finished my bloody DEC. For you lucky Americans, its the bullshit equivalent of Prep School, after highschool, before university. Its only taken me 5 friggin years!!!! God Im awful. hopefully Ill get into my university program. Hopefully Mr. Draiman will call me before Im all tied up with school though lol
Furthermore, I got a job. Like a real one. YES!
The awesome red head in is my future roomie. YAY!
P.s.: I totally did this event for Jagerettes. I have never felt so unattractive in my life. WHO LOOKS GOOD IN A FLUORESCENT ORANGE, TANGLED, USED WIG????? NO ONE.
I just saw your house on MTV Cribs. Please invite me over. I would like to hide in the cave in your pool. I would also like to help you eat all the surprisingly impressive food you have in your fridge and drink the copious amounts of alcohol in your bar. Once I have charmed you into drinking too much, I am going to steal your car, and your bike. I really want them. Actually, if you would just let me play with them for a while, then maybe I would not need to do that and we can play in your mirrored canopy bed instead. Or maybe your mirrored shower?!
For the record, I am surprised your band can potentially fill a venue like the Bell Center as headliners, and I am truly not a fan of your music (Down with the Sickness, totally a guilty pleasure though), but I like your style. Please contact me. lol
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In other news, I am finally moving out!!!! I am so excited. Finding a place is kind of hard, but I am moving in with my soulmate lady-wife best friend and we are so damn excited. Currently have dibs on a place, I just hope we get it! FREEDOM, plus a new set!
Wearing what I want without having to calculate how to magically hide all my tattoos keeps getting harder, living with my family keeps getting rougher and I havent worn a bathing suit in 2 years. I CANT WAIT!!!
I am also almost finished my bloody DEC. For you lucky Americans, its the bullshit equivalent of Prep School, after highschool, before university. Its only taken me 5 friggin years!!!! God Im awful. hopefully Ill get into my university program. Hopefully Mr. Draiman will call me before Im all tied up with school though lol
Furthermore, I got a job. Like a real one. YES!
The awesome red head in is my future roomie. YAY!
P.s.: I totally did this event for Jagerettes. I have never felt so unattractive in my life. WHO LOOKS GOOD IN A FLUORESCENT ORANGE, TANGLED, USED WIG????? NO ONE.
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if your part of "jager on tour" = orange wig
if your part of the "dirty dozen" = hawt
depends on the event