PHOTO UPDATE! PHOTO UPDATE! OH MY!!!!!
ok i was annoyed of my bitter post about playboy so yea....lets have some pictures then, shall we.
i went to 1000 Islands. its over rated. so i bought a scene bathing suit and made like paris hilton:
I also felt like a big bored/nerdy/loser/i dont giveashitwhatyouthink of me cuz its fun and went to the BIODOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to see PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (but i didnt take any pictures....of penguins....instead you get:
baboon ass/testicle shot in heat (this is before the tea-bagging of course)
ummm pig nipples....after i played with them
and this one's my favorite. you cant really tell from the picture (cuz i hang out with ppl who cant hold a camera) HOWEVER (use your imagination); this was a huge statue of a snail....with a random hole in its stomach....and the sign next to it said, 'hug me/caress me to see if i get aroused.' and no joke...out of the hole, pokes his wee-wee.....this was a mating season exhibition, but there were about 20 children before me that stroked the snail to get a glimpse of his boner....one girl even shoved her hang in the hole to pull it out. it was....hilariously disturbing.....
what else, what else.....
I took some pictures for Dead Issues Clothing, whom, as you may know, Fake111 is owner/founder/designer/artist of! It was fun...nothing serious. and yes the red eye was purposely left. screw you im being artistic
she just needs to tag them with her info and whatnot but these are the roughs.....although apparently too small so i may just end up with more/different ones soon!!!!
furthermore. i am sick. this is my sickface. (appropriately taken on a webcam)
(yes...im picking my nose....it burns....)
P.S.: notice i cut my hair. i dunno if im happy about this..... considering my hair used to be ....longer...fuller....wtv
ok i was annoyed of my bitter post about playboy so yea....lets have some pictures then, shall we.
i went to 1000 Islands. its over rated. so i bought a scene bathing suit and made like paris hilton:


I also felt like a big bored/nerdy/loser/i dont giveashitwhatyouthink of me cuz its fun and went to the BIODOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to see PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (but i didnt take any pictures....of penguins....instead you get:
baboon ass/testicle shot in heat (this is before the tea-bagging of course)

ummm pig nipples....after i played with them

and this one's my favorite. you cant really tell from the picture (cuz i hang out with ppl who cant hold a camera) HOWEVER (use your imagination); this was a huge statue of a snail....with a random hole in its stomach....and the sign next to it said, 'hug me/caress me to see if i get aroused.' and no joke...out of the hole, pokes his wee-wee.....this was a mating season exhibition, but there were about 20 children before me that stroked the snail to get a glimpse of his boner....one girl even shoved her hang in the hole to pull it out. it was....hilariously disturbing.....

what else, what else.....
I took some pictures for Dead Issues Clothing, whom, as you may know, Fake111 is owner/founder/designer/artist of! It was fun...nothing serious. and yes the red eye was purposely left. screw you im being artistic



she just needs to tag them with her info and whatnot but these are the roughs.....although apparently too small so i may just end up with more/different ones soon!!!!
furthermore. i am sick. this is my sickface. (appropriately taken on a webcam)


(yes...im picking my nose....it burns....)
P.S.: notice i cut my hair. i dunno if im happy about this..... considering my hair used to be ....longer...fuller....wtv
LASTLY: i dunno if im even allowed to do this, but i really want my new set to go up....and i did upload a new main picture from my new set, but why not have a spoiler..... YEA!!!!
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I'm so glad someone else saw the "sexual-attraction" snail besides me! I have about 10 photos that I sent to friends back home of it; fucking awesome.
Also; I have no idea what 1000 islands is. Is it some kind of Montreal thing I don't know about yet?