Things you should never do... call your roommate and say "hey I know you and ________ just broke up but he's really cute would you mind if I slept with him?" really yes I mind... we just broke up you silly silly bitch. Is it ok for me to ask hey I know he raised you but can I sleep with your dad? It's just not ok... give me a while to move on shit.
In other news... I got nothing
In other news... I got nothing