lionboy

Got a kitty on my lap
a kitty on my lap
and he don't want to move
he don't want to move
but I got things to do
Seems like such a tragedy
to disturb his feline content
as he slumbers so peacefully
in the place between my knees
and my... never you mind
forget I said anything please.
I have a kitty in my lap
yes I said a kitty in my lap
who simply will not leave
Would someone help me please?
Who wrote that song?
Was it the Beatles or was it the Bee Gees?
Perhaps I will bite him
just to spite him
But no... what shall I do?
Perhaps I will learn kitty kung fu
and fight him for this minuscule nation
the lap's warm comfy temptation
I must needs rise for the purpose of urination
Oh will someone get this kitty off me
or I will suffer castration as my man junk
explodes 'cuz I can't get up to pee!!!!!

I love my kit-ty. His name is Goatille. No seriously! Okok I must needs not rhyme it takes up far too much time oh jeez this is getting to be a crime. He gots a little orange goatille on his muzzle hence it is his name and claim to fame white and orange as flame but he's pretty sweet and tame. I'm sorry. This whole post was kinda... lame.